japanese giant salamander

The weeb's favorite salamander because its big like their wiafus tits and it lives in japan

Person1: that guys such a weeb I bet his favorite salamander is the Japanese giant salamander
Person2:yeah

by Meme man the madlad December 21, 2020

tits on a salamander

When she be smacking those lips like she's got them, but just salamander tits

Dumb hole thinking she all that but just tits on a salamander

by Elmer creek February 21, 2021

thats the way the salamander sambas

another way cooler way of saying “thats the way the cookie crumbles”

Phoenix:thats the way the salamander sambas
samalamadingdong: NOO THATS NOT A PHRASE NO ONE SAYS THAT

look at me now sam

by gayfurryporn December 18, 2021

The sneaky salamander

The sneaky salamander is when you shove a slinky up you’re anal cavity and force a salamander to crawl through the slinky and then rip the slinky out as fast as you can

Hey Tim me and Angela did the sneaky salamander last night and it still hasn’t come out wanna take a look.

by Bigisland April 3, 2023

salamandrine

That which is like a salamander, living in fire, in the flames.

The creature settled amongst the glowing coals every fibre of its salamandrine nature glorying in the flames.

by Dr. Edward F H Chisnall March 14, 2007

Flaming Salamander

When you pour kerosene on your dick and light it aflame, then fornicate the ho.

john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.

meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?

john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.

by FuckingMonsterCock December 22, 2009

salamandering

The squirming motion and reluctance to be touched or even spoken to, that a female exhibits after she has climaxed. Only exhibited by quiet cummers, and accompanied by psychobabble.

dude 1: you should have seen how i made that chick come last night.

dude 2: for real? what did she do?

dude 1: bitch started psychobabbling sooon as she came, i had her salamandering like an electrocuted snake son.

dude 2: word?! she a freak fo sho!!

by sly fox and the coon June 29, 2011