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a weird cishet blonde girl who could learn a thing or two by having empathy for anyone but herself. you might have spent too much time thinking about her in the pat, but that’s now replaced with how much you fucking despise her now. has only gotten more classist, transphobic, homophobic and racist as time goes on. hope she sees this.
hey saige. cowabummer you coward if you keep misgendering me your pronouns are gonna be was/were
saige by catboycomrade May 30, 2022
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Very nice and respectful on the outside, only the closest will get to know her secrets

Works at scout camps and loves the BSA, can and WILL cut you down to size.

Also SUUUPER GAYYYYYYYYYYY

LOOK AT THIS POLARIS MOTHERFUCKER
1. "Hey have you seen Saige recently?
2. "She is is at hern playing just dance"
1. "Classic, I guess with the other elk lick people too?"
Saige by PhoenixBEATZ13 February 9, 2023
Very nice and respectful on the outside, only the closest will get to know her secrets

Works at scout camps and loves the BSA, can and WILL cut you down to size.

Also SUUUPER GAYYYYYYYYYYY

LOOK AT THIS POLARIS MOTHERFUCKER
1. "Hey have you seen Saige recently?
2. "She is is at hern playing just dance"
1. "Classic, I guess with the other elk lick people too?"
Saige by PhoenixBEATZ13 February 9, 2023
the most sexy person alive and she will become famouse and rich in life she is has hazel eyes and dark brown hair ot jist brown hair and tanned skin that look golden in sunlight and love the beach , and travel
person 1 ; damm that girl she fine

person 2 ; yeah that saige she rich and famouse
saige by richgirlpop March 13, 2024
Saige is the most beautiful, brave and kind person you’ll ever meet. She has a heart like no other and she treats everyone as if they were a best friend she’s know for ever. She is a god fearing, strong woman who is going to do great things in life
Holy crap did you see that Saige girl? She’s so beautiful
Saige by Jett crawford August 10, 2025

Saige Elyse 

A very complicated girl. Normally with light brown hair and hazel eyes. Always good at speaking the truth, but will lie if needed. Nobody understands her. And is excellent at sports. Hopes life will get easier even though she knows it won't.
Girl 1: Who is that?!?
Girl 2: Oh, that's just Saige Elyse, she is so great once you get to know her!
Saige Elyse by Lisa the 🦁 December 4, 2017

Saige Holland 

Saige is a beautiful who enjoys music and animals. She always turns your day bright and changes your frown from upside down to upside up. She could be a little mean but she will always regret it. She's a bit fussy and cranky sometimes. Her hair is as gorgeous as the clear blue sea alone.Her eyes sparkle. lol. some of this is weird. lolololol
"Have you ever dreamed about waking up as a chicken nugget?" I watched it off a video. -Saige Holland