Light saber

A terrible weapon Lockheed Martin is developing in case of war against France. Unfortunately the huge amount of light sabers produced might drive the United States to the third Bush administration.

US army general: "what happened to the boat"
US lieutenant: "the pirates caught it"
US army general: "is the crew ok?"
US lieutenant: "Yes, the were french so they gave up immediately."

to the sailors:"by the way, why did you give up so easily?!"
French sailor A: " they had a light saber"
French sailor B: "........light.....saber....."
French sailor C:" LE LIGHT SABER!!! TERRIBLE!!"

by ilRabbino April 24, 2013

sabertron

the AWESOMEST robotics team everrr (:

i love SABERTRON

by beachbaby56 October 17, 2008

wang saber

When a man summons the force to create a lightsaber-like object in his pants.

They fought to the death with their wang sabers.

by crimsonblade53 March 4, 2006

Saberdouche

1. One who surpasses normal levels of douche-baggery to almost super human levels as if the genes were altered into a mutant strain of douchiness.

2. A big fat jerk of full of rage and unnecessary 'tude.

3. Sabertooth from the movie "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" as stated by www.radnerd.com

Man, did you see what Herb tried to pull today? What a saberdouche!

by RadNerdLeo May 4, 2009

Sabertooth

A woman so old she should be extinct yet still out hunting meat.

That chick I banged last night was a complete sabertooth

by Zturner68 April 21, 2011

saberjack

When something is so horrible that there are no words to describe it.

Yo Dunn did you hear that the 40 joint down the street got robbed? "Yea I did nigga...thats a real saberjack"!

by Mayble Chote September 19, 2011

Saber

A curved bladed sword with a blade length between 32 and 40 inches and usually having a D shaped guard used primarily for mounted combat. Deriving itself from the persian scimitar and the european falshion, it remained popular well into the 20th century. Also used frequently as a dueling weapon during the 1700s and early 1800s, it remains a popular weapon form in modern fencing as well as Western Martial Arts. Short sabers find their way onto the modern battlfield from time to time..

1796 British light cavalry saber, 1860 Light Cavalry Saber, Polish Carabela Saber, Spanish Picaderro Saber.

by Notatemplar December 7, 2011