by dbdbdbd December 25, 2007
The exact opposite of nordic walking (a total body version of walking that is performed with specially designed walking poles similar to ski poles). While southern strolling one holds one hand in the other behind his back and automatically decreases walking speed by about 30%. Southern strolling increases the personal well being and stimulates philosophical talk when done in a group.
by sultanolli March 10, 2019
When you're retired from the glory days of internet arguing, but you feel that warrior's whimsy of entering the arena one more time. This time the cuts are effortless, precise, but so too you know the retort can't hurt you. You're vision may be strained, you may have grayed, but you are Master & Commander, you are the keyboard warrior.
"Man, what ever happened to Tyrone? Like he was pro Alex Jones, anti Obama crazy guy for 8 years and suddenly his Facebook went silent. Who knows Maurice, I bet he's still out there somewhere on the web, Troll Strolling when there's an injustice happening in some post."
by The OG Edward 40 hands November 11, 2021
Going to the shitter with no intention to shit. Usually done at work, to show great contempt for your job.
"Dude you look pissed."
"ya I just found out they're going to fire me on friday."
"that sucks dude."
"whatever......I'm going for a bowl-stroll"
"ya I just found out they're going to fire me on friday."
"that sucks dude."
"whatever......I'm going for a bowl-stroll"
by M Jamo July 30, 2009
Mark: Did you see that old nasty man over there creepin on those kids?
Joe: That's not good, Dude! He's on his Pedo Stroll! Watch out, Kids!
Joe: That's not good, Dude! He's on his Pedo Stroll! Watch out, Kids!
by -El Hopper June 02, 2010
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