Rufus

To hug with the eyes, A simple hugging used with your eyes wide open and with a concerned stare.
I sall my best friend in the hall, so I gave her a rufus.
by saltycrackers925 December 4, 2007
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Rufus

Someone who says they are one thing, but are, in actual fact, lying. They can't actually do what they said they could. Although they do try to do what is asked of them, they fall short and eventually leave and leave the people they were working with hanging/better off.
"We'd like to see your programming portfolio to make sure you're not a Rufus."
by FurryHamster May 6, 2014
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Rufus

A man whose erections are non-existent, and if they are, microscopic. He is a weeb.
Did you see Rufus last night?”

“No, he was busy watching hentai on his phone”

“What a loser”
by Water_sheep November 19, 2019
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Pinto and Rufus

Fable about two misfits that has evolved over approximately 400 years, featuring Pinto, the smart one, and Rufus, the dumb one. The plot is simply a mashup of Aristoxenus' "Damon and Pythias", numerous of Aesop's Fables, and various regional familiarities, to give each yarn a local flavor. It has been rumored that the 1994 movie "Dumb and Dumber" was loosely written as a Pinto and Rufus tale.
"When the cops separated us we had to get all Pinto and Rufus to get through it."

"We Pinto and Rufused that frat party"

"You two are 100% Pinto and Rufus."
by Professor Shemp March 27, 2017
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Rufus (ReturnNormalcy)

Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) is the name of a Bernese mountain dog who loves Ron DeSantis and hates Donald Trump to the point of wishing death on him. Rufus is a pro choice atheist who is very obsessed with the electability of Republican candidates.

Rufus is also very racist, supporting abortion because he believes it keeps the black population down, and constantly citing FBI crime statistics

Rufus is very infamous on Election twitter
"Jesus Christ, Rufus (ReturnNormalcy) is the most racist dog I have ever seen"
by ET_Journalist April 11, 2023
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Rufus Wright

Rufus Wright is a british actor/artist who has been in movies like James Bond, War Machine and Star Wars. He has also played Neil Armstrong in the movie “8 Days”. He looks like a *hot* english teacher and has been in lots of Plays like Much Ado About Nothing and The Audience.
Oh that’s Rufus Wright! He is the definition of a British gentleman.
by Ishoulddosomethingproductive October 11, 2022
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Rufus Shinra

He is first time seen as the 21 year old vice president of Shinra , but after his father, President Shinra, kicks the bucket Rufus becomes the new president of Shinra inc. He is one of the Final Fantasy VII's antagonists. He has a cool, arrogant and greedy deamour and has a sarcastic sense of humor. He also has his own infamous hair flip thingie.
rufus shinra is the hottest and best villain ever.
by celine-chan September 20, 2006
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