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mountain view jazz hands routine

The act of performing a google search. The company Google (now known as Alphabet) was originally based in Mountain View, California (USA). Jazz Hands refers to a dance move with fingers outstretched, rapidly moving, and fingers splayed somewhat similar to typing.
Take the part number and do the ol' mountain view jazz hands routine to find the spec sheet.
by valarauca1 April 15, 2022
mugGet the mountain view jazz hands routinemug.

stand-up routine

Da bread-and-butter procedure of scheduling a comedy act but then never showing up.
If Billy Joel's "old friend" is performing comedy for Los Angeles audiences, let's hope dat he actually appears on stage when he's scheduled to, rather than habitually "giving them da stand-up routine".
by QuacksO May 7, 2025
mugGet the stand-up routinemug.

Morning routine

The act of getting up first thing in the morning and heading straight to the spankroom to have a violent shit
Person No.1: I need to brush my teeth as I have to leave very soon!

Person No.2: I think Jake is in there having his morning routine!
by Jack Spank9049 February 4, 2023
mugGet the Morning routinemug.

Spat Routine

A routinely way of speaking. Talking about the same bull-- everyday. A way of speaking that may/will annoy anyone to tears.
I hate that guy! He has a spat routine that bores the living hell out of me!
by Malikana June 3, 2011
mugGet the Spat Routinemug.

Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.
Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.
by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024
mugGet the Velvet Spoon Routinemug.

whole routine

Did you guys do the whole routine?
by Rockin Socken Chick January 28, 2025
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