roadkill stank vag

a woman's nethers that smell as though:
"a skunk crawled up another skunk's ass and died and then THAT skunk crawled up her vag and died"

you're doing this chick at work and you have a girlfriend? You've lost my sympathy. Enjoy your roadkill stank vag.

by Fazed September 8, 2006

Salty RoadSign

A Salty Roadsign is when you ejaculate in a jar, add 1 tablespoon of highgrade sea salt and let it ferment for a week, you then tie your subject up to a road sign and perform a drive by, typically shattering the jar over there head and covering then in Skeet and Salt, thus resulting in a Salty RoadSign

Kurt was very excited when he performed his first salty roadsign on Hillary

~Scarpy~

by Scarpy February 28, 2009

Roadkill

A cruel example of Darwinism in action. The animals that are either slow to move, or weak, or previously injured, or otherwise stupid enough to just stand there are weeded out by speeding motorists, and those who survive crossing the roads live to breed offspring that are more likely to get out of the way when an SUV driver on a cellphone hits the gas pedal.

Roadkill is comprised mostly of rodents, turtles, deer. The rest is composed of domestic animals bred for aesthetics.

by AYB April 10, 2003

Roadskies

The last little bit of weed left in a bowl that you will finish after one hit. Sometimes thrown away by a novice smoker who forgets to check if there is weed left by taking one last hit before he packs the bowl again.

"Woah, what the fuck are you doing man? Don't dump that. There's still some roadskies left in that bowl"

"Man I was fine until I took a hit of the roadskies, then i just couldn't move. I just sat there all night and listened to The White Album on repeat"

-"Fuck man we are out of weed?"
-"Nah there's still roadskies left. I call dibs"

by Shanski July 2, 2009

Roadside Cider

The plastic bottles of piss found in the gutters and verges of roads everywhere.

My windscreen washers have run out! No problem there's a bottle of roadside cider a few yards down the road - eurggh

by Fukuwarai February 13, 2009

roadkill email

When you receive an email you know is going to be so bad, you don't want to look but have to.

Monica: That guy is pissing me off. I know he's going to have sent a stupid email back, I and don't want to read it!

Phoebe: That sucks! But you better get back and read that roadkill email, so you can get back to him.

by StupidGirl43 June 27, 2010

Roadside Taco Burglary

The act of any white male, generally overweight with hipster glasses and a backwards snap-back cap, driving up in a painfully modded Honda Civic attempting to take your Taco Bell taco while you are stopped on the side of the road.

"I was just trying to enjoy my taco and all the sudden I was caught up in a Roadside Taco Burglary. It was a close call!"

by Austin The Drummer January 23, 2014