Puerto Rican Roadblock

A Puerto Rican Roadblock is when you are on a 4-lane highway, and you move beside another car and match it's speed. This is normally done to piss someone off who is trying to get around you.

Bob: There's a guy in a sports car is coming up really fast.

Rob: Pull up to that other truck and do a Puerto Rican Roadblock

Bob: Haha, yea. Lets keep him behind us until we hit our exit in 50 miles

by THE Mr. Waffle January 26, 2010

Mexican-Roadblock

When after having sex with a mexican, you're feeling so patriotic you get up and build a wall between the two of you.

I finally got in with that latina chick at the bar last night. I was so in love with America afterwards that I built a wall to keep out foreigners.

Dude, you built a Mexican-Roadblock.

by rollingburrito August 30, 2016

Puerto Rican Roadblock

When 2 or more vehicles (normally trucks) lineup side by side on a highway and slow down traffic behind them while also making themselves unpassable.

Look at those 2 f******' semi's up there. We're goin' nowhere it's a Puerto Rican Roadblock!

by WHAT'S YOUR PRICE FOR FLIGHT December 28, 2011

San Fran Roadblock

Another great euphanism for shit. You can't really have too many of these can you. This can be used in either a constipated or a gay context, so it's quite flexible. Shit is one of my favorite words, so I made up a couple like this gem here. Enjoy!!

Man there a gay couple, so they always have to work around the San Fran Roadblock before having sex.

or

I'm so constipated I feel like I got my shit packed like a San Fran Roadblock!

by Robert A September 18, 2005

rollin roadblock

When big rigs are parallel on all lanes on an interstate, and no one can pass

what assholes, these semis are a rollin roadblock!

by wonafuneral September 29, 2023

Roadblock

when a gay man tops and then sticks his dick inside the bottom there is a mass amount of poop blocking the insertion of the penis

I couldn't have sex with that twink again there was too much roadblock.

by Housecat@16 December 6, 2023

tube-sock roadblock

(n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.

I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!

This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.

by Benyaboy May 27, 2010