Ridin Dirty

Operating a mobility scooter whilst incontinent.

“Can you go check out the chips section? Customer has rolled on his side and, due to the mess, is suspected of ridin dirty.”

by Magical_Beazor November 29, 2024

ridin' dirty

Ridin' dirty is when you're in a vehicle and might you have police (da po po) after you because you have either drugs or illegal firearms.

Yo man, put that weed away, I don't wanna be ridin' dirty!

by xxYuli June 25, 2006

ridin' dirty

When you are drivin' with drugs in your car, specifically weed, pot, marajuana, in the car either hidden away in the glove box or out and blazed up in the driver seat.

Man, put that shit out, Don't let them catch us ridin' dirty.

Stop looking mad shady or thay'll know we ridin' dirty.

by professor Quinta August 16, 2006

ridin' dirty

To have sex in the anal reverse cowboy position.

That bitch last night was ridin' dirty; shit was off the hook.

by dirty_rider_69 October 27, 2011

ridin' dirty

In the computer industry, the term "ridin' dirty" is used to describe a computer that's behaving erratically or running slowly due to excessive software and/or spyware on the system. Frequently, these systems must be rebooted or reinstalled.

It was taking my system like 10 minutes to boot up. Turns out it was ridin' dirty because when I removed some programs from the startup folder, it came up real quick.

by Manoj June 17, 2006

Ridin' dirty

The act of having gay sex with some dude nicknamed "Dirty".

I KNEW it. I KNEW Odworth was ridin' dirty!

by Jon Ace September 30, 2006

ridin' dirty

to have anal sex with someone
or to carry weapons or drugs in your car illegally.

"yo man i had a dream last night that me and sarah were ridin' dirty, if only i could get that prude bitch to try it"

by The one who knows all April 23, 2006