The Ricardo

The look one gets when they are constipated with confusion.

He has the ricardo splayed all over his face.

by John Junior September 21, 2008

Ricardo

An annoying ass hoe who throws slushes to everyone he sees and has volcanoes all over his ugly ass aka pimples and he is poser who is a fucking hypocrite

Ew Ricardo

by Dumbass..hoe April 24, 2019

Ricardo

Ricardo is a loving, caring soul who is not afraid to show his feelings to anyone he likes. He will seem shy at first but when you warm up to him, he is a very caring boy with a very weird and funny sense of humor. Ricardoa will always look out for you and he will recognize when you are sad, angry, or emotional. When he loves someone, he appreciates them and contacts them frequently and if somebody asks him out when he is taken, he will reject them and say " I love____ with all that I have, I do not wish to break their heart. " If you ever find a ricardo, do not take him for granted, ever. He is very easy to break and regardless of what you are, he will support you unconditionally. This is for my one and only personal Rick. Luv you.

Girl 1: "ugh, I wish I had a relationship with Ricardolike ___ has! "

Girl 2:" I know, right? Sadly, though, he loves her very much and would never leave her. "

by Sopadomin1809 January 7, 2020

Ricardoed

The act of someone scratching your new iPod touch.
This also gives you and Enrique the right to call them a bitch for ever

Drew:Ricardo can you jailbreak my iPod?
Ricardo:Sure
.....Next Day.....
Ricardo:here!
Drew:its not jailbroken? A scratch? you bitch! I got Ricardoed!

by Definitely not Drew September 9, 2010

Ricardo

The love of my life. A beautiful soul with the biggest heart. Takes care of so many people and never complains. Has a big but soft heart but doesn’t like to show this too often. Needs to work on showing his love that he is dedicated and trustworthy. He is a great protector and a great role model. Tries his hardest but doesn’t get recognition a lot. He should settle down and live his best life

Her: hey Ricardo, do u know what I want??
Ricardo: yes to be my halal?

Her: how do u know me so well?

by Nothinggoinfforu February 2, 2023

Ricardo

A Mexican man with very large erect ears.

That man looks like a Ricardo.

by jimmy w. December 14, 2011

Ricardo

Ricardo is a guy who will be the nicest with you at first and after that he’ll be charming with you. He has a kind heart at first but once you fall for it. He will take advantage out of that so becareful to the Ricardo’s out there. He’s really dumb and will manipulate you but other than that he’s a chill corny dude.

Someone: is that Ricardo the guy who you was talking to?

Me: yes he is

by hairyballs666 November 21, 2021