Recovering Catholic

1. An individual whom has come to their senses in realizing their foolishness in following a religion that is based upon archaic rituals and trite ceremonies that have nothing to do with the true intent of Christian Doctrine and Philosophy.

2. A person who realizes that is it better to treat all people with decency and respect regardless of disagreements on personal beliefs and lifestyle choices.

Joshua's Friend says: See that fellow there yonder! His name is Joshua and he is a Recovering Catholic!

Recovered Catholic replies: Praise the duck-billed platapus!

Joshua's Friend says: Amen!

by Fendown April 26, 2008

Dank Recovery Memes

A meme about recovery and/ or addiction. Specifically one created by Timothy Kavanagh at Dank Recovery.

Did you see those memes about addiction that Timothy made? Those sure were dank recovery memes

by Moose K April 27, 2019

recovering cockaholic

A chick who has a slutty past, who gets into an exclusive relationship with a guy, but relapses into an episode of sluttiness and indulges her unquenchable desire for getting drunk and sampling random cocks.

That chick I dated was a recovering cockaholic- what did I expect?

by brovahedi March 13, 2009

Recovering wigger

Noun- a recovering wigger is a white male or female that is no longer a wigger (see wigger) they have gotten over the mental illess of believing they are back and now are trying to become a part of normal society. Back in the late 1990s there was a surge of wiggers as the century turned, the effects of 90s infulnced "black culture" has dimmed down Dramitacily as society has now learned inheriting black culture has caused a cascade of negative effects on the general society.

Bill is a recovering wigger

by 2016ldh November 15, 2016

Recovery poosition

The position an unconscious, but breathing casualty is placed in - where they lie on their side, arm stretched across them and their leg is pumped several times until a hot shit comes out of their arse and falls onto the floor.

Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.

by Zonal K November 11, 2019

Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross Technique

When rolling an unconscious person from their back into the side recovery positions, raise their near-side knee up and cross that ankle over the opposite leg - this simple ankle cross will make the person roll over easily and could safe their life by preventing aspiration of vomit. This is called the Jessica Ankle Cross Technique named after the medical doctor who demonstrated it.

He's really big, if you don't use the Recovery Position - Jessica Ankle Cross technique you'll never be able to roll him into the Recovery Position after be became unconscious.

by First Aid Skills and Whatnot March 10, 2020

recoverygirlhatepage

sexy and funny very nice and hot

recoverygirlhatepage is so so sexy omg i have a crush on them

by ilikefrogs124 February 28, 2021