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Friend-once-removed

A friend of a friend; one that perhaps you've never met or you aren't well acquainted enough with to call them a proper friend, but your friend is close with.

The 'once' part can be changed depending upon how close this friend is; Your friend's friend's friend's friend would be your friend-thrice-removed.
I was talking with Jen the other day. Turns out my friend-once-removed Darren is in a band that's playing at the club on Friday. Wanna come see them with us?
by Mwezzi December 28, 2008
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The Wart Remover

To remove a wart or mole on a girl's face by giving her a facial and aiming for the blemish, and then immediately shoving her into an industrial freezer. When it is completely frozen you take her out and chip it off.
My ex girlfriend had 3 brown eyes until I gave her the wart remover.
by Coldbeverage213 April 26, 2010
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do not remove under penalty of law

A common phrase that is written in those little labels/tags that you find in your mattress or pillows (mostly on matresses) that you have the urge to take it off but you may think you're going to pay a huge fee or, perhaps, going to jail. As if there was a hidden super-mega-ant-bacteria size of a camera inside that tag to watch it. Some say "except by consumer" others not. But you'll remove it anyway. Besides... what's the worst thing could happen, hm?
Person 1: I just took off this tag. It says: "do not remove under penalty of law". So cool huh?
Person 2: OMG! You're going to jail!
Person 1: Nah. I'll just put it on my mom's desk.
by DiogoAttitude January 21, 2016
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remote

Adjective:

1. rural, far away, distant, the middle of nowhere.

2. isolated, inaccessible

3. (Of a chance) frail, slim, marginal

4. cold, distant, aloof

Noun:
Abbreviation of remote control, so named because it controls a machine from a distance.
Could you pass me the remote? From here it's remote and the chances that I can reach it are very remote.
by Lorelili April 3, 2011
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Heineken Remover

The drunk version of the Heimlich Maneuver. Coined one night during a party in the woods by a drunk party attendee when some one started choking on a joint, then drank some beer too quickly and started choking.

This was followed with 20 years worth of ball busting and made a great story.
"Hey, you better stop choking or I will have to give you the Heineken Remover to save you"
by formfeeder July 24, 2008
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West Virginia Remote Control

This happens when having anal sex doggy style with a girl on the living room floor, close to the TV you both are watching. You tell her you want to watch the ball game. When she says "get the remote", you grab it, stick it in her snatch and make her change the channel by hand.
Johns girl loves to watch Will and Grace and have anal sex and the same time.This night John wanted to watch the ball game, when she smarted off. She got the West Virginia Remote Control.
by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2007
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rehobeth

A small town in Alabama where your neighbor spreads rumors about you like butter on a biscuit. Everybody knows everybody. Everyone is a rebel. Everyone talks about each other behind their back. Parents live through their kids. Sports are politics. There are far more hypocrites than Christians. May God Bless this town!
The Town of Rehobeth
Rehobeth Rebels
by Rrebelman February 21, 2017
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