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Keanu Reeves

a nice guy and a great actor who the internet needs to leave alone.
Keanu Reeves is great, but chill out guys!
by sw1mming trunks June 13, 2019
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michael reeves

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by Cassius=stupid September 21, 2020
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Keanu Reeves

The shoes in your closet that go well with every outfit but are extremely uncomfortable.
I'm wearing the Keanu Reeves, because I have this crazy outfit and no other shoes work with it.
by Pandacoon June 15, 2011
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Keanu Reeves

1. A successful American actor, possibly immortal.

2. When a guy tries to nut on you but you dodge in a particularly cinematic fashion.
1. Keanu Reeves starred in the blockbuster The Matrix

2. Brian tried to finish on my chest but I pulled a Keanu Reeves and he hit the wall behind me instead.
by Brananigan February 27, 2018
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Reeseball

Reeseball is a drinking game with rules similar to drunkball and beer pong or beirut.

The game requires cans of beer and one ping-pong ball.

At the outset, the cans sit at opposite ends of a table, unopened. A player will then throw the ball towards opposing player's unopened can. If the ball hits the can, the thrower may open his can of beer and produceed to drink it as fast as he can. The opposing player must retrieve the ball wherever it goes (under the fridge, behind the TV, into a potted plant, etc.) After retrieving the ball, he must place the ball back onto the table and exclaim "Reeseball!" this is the cue for the thrower/drinker to stop drinking. At this point, the player who retrieved the ball gets to shoot. If the player misses, there is no drinking.

The object of the game is to finish one's beer first. This is most successfully achiveved by hitting the can more times, or getting the ball to richochet wildly so that the opposing player takes longer to retrieve the ball. As with all drinking games, specific rules and regulations are observed by different households, but this is the generic rule of the game.

It may be played head-to-head or by an equal amount of players on two teams.
I'm really good at drinking games, especially beer pong, flipcups and Reeseball.
by Shy Meteorite October 30, 2007
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Michael Reeves

Amazing tech youtuber who's part of Offline TV. He's Filipino, White, from Hawaii, and hates turtles. He also likes to taze people. A lot. He's dating Lily pichu also.
you know michael reeves?

yeah, the guy who went and bought 500 bulk size packs of plastic straws to throw in the ocean?

Yeah, that guy
by turtle_destroyer June 7, 2020
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reese's law

"As a twitter hashtag grows larger, the probability of a comparison to terrorists or ISIS approaches one." There is a tradition in many groups that, once this occurs, that argument is over, and whoever mentioned terrorists has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress. Reese's law thus practically guarantees of an upper bound on a hashtags lifespan and overall size.
Reese's law: The #GamerGate cabal are the technology world’s ISIS.
by brofessor_oak October 10, 2014
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