NNN redemption

Someone WHO has failed nnn, usually by nutting by mistake but Wants redemption and does so by not nutting for 1 month and 20 hours. He can not be called names while undergoing this challenge and shall be respected by his fellow men as a fallen hero who stood back up.

Lukas: yoooo Kevin already lost at nnn! It’s only been 4 days!!

Alex: shut up you Morron he’s doing NNN redemption.

Lukas: oh shit really ly? Wow I respect that.

by Realhomies November 4, 2019

Redemption Rap

A type of song intended to apologize for a rapper's previous wrongdoing(s). The song may or may not reflect the rapper's sincere thoughts, but it is undoubtedly a way to capitalize on his or her mistake(s).

Me: T.I.'s "Dead and Gone" is a catchy and believable example of Redemption Rap, while Chris Brown's "Changed Man" is Redemption Rap gone wrong. It's a pathetic attempt to guilt the listener into forgiving him, and I'm sure Chris Rock doesn't appreciate the allusion to his hit show.

by WWYD? November 25, 2009

Redemptified

Being redeemed=Being Redemptified

He was wrongly accused but eventually he was Redemptified!

by Subject2789346387590 July 19, 2015

Dookie Reader

The nickname for a book, magazine, or any other printed material you read while pooping.

Phil: Dude, I need to take a crap but my iPhone is dead.

Mark: Just grab a Dookie Reader

by nastyninja December 25, 2010

bathroom reader

A book you take with you to the bathroom, and you do 3 things to it
-read it, - wipe your ass with it,- and flush it

"Hey john, there's no tp in here." "That's ok, I have a bathroom reader in the closet."

by Anonymous bayleeto April 9, 2015

Orville Redenbacher

The act of farting in a woman's mouth so her cheeks puff up. As her cheeks are puffed, one taps the cheeks quickly so the hot stank-air pops out in small bursts mimicking the sound of popcorn popping.

"What it do brah? How was your date with Amanda?"
"Pretty awesome man, I gave her an Orville Redenbacher after she tossed my salad."

by RTSmashMonkey September 15, 2016

Golden Redeye

when you piss in someone's ass

i gave your mom a golden redeye

by Mike McKay December 11, 2004