by hey_baby June 15, 2017
A chronic condition caused by the incessant playing of Mannheim Steamroller music during the holidays. Unpleasant electronic sounds are repeatedly thrust into the ear without the ear-owner's consent, causing fatigue, ear bleeding, cluster headaches, and unhappy memories of the 80s.
Ouch! Someone is playing Mannheim Steamroller's "The Little Drummer Boy!" My ear is bleeding! Help! Christmas Ear Rape! Christmas Ear Rape!
by Chip Davis December 22, 2010
When your significant other perceives to violate your ears with a homosexual story of two dudes f****** and a dude and a dude and a pool turns into a girl gets f***** by a guy then turns back into a guy and gets f***** by another guy by the same guy my fault there you go that's ear rape on Xbox
by Comcoxmxpsks May 12, 2021
When you have your phone turned off all day and you turn it back on only to be ear raped by your repetitive ringtone going off more than multiple times, annoying you and everyone near enough to hear
I had my phone off all day to save battery for the trip, when I turned it back on I suffered from some seriousness ringtone ear rape.
by Gamerdude652 June 06, 2014
taylor swift = ear rape
by chickenball6969 September 01, 2023
Getting raped in the ear by a large cock (Preferably Black), or occasionally it is someone breathing into the microphone on a headset.
Dude 1: yo shut the fuck up your ear raping me!
Dude 2: what does my breath sound like when I breath in the mic!
Dude 1 is listening to dude 2 breathing into the my therefore getting ear raped
Dude 2: what does my breath sound like when I breath in the mic!
Dude 1 is listening to dude 2 breathing into the my therefore getting ear raped
by Thick Nibba🍑🍑 October 11, 2019
by LasosXD December 27, 2017