Queuetopia

Term invented by Winston Churchill to describe communist countries in which there is an exceptional amount of queuing.

Churchill Fact: Churchill was renowned for not washing his hands after using the toilet. It's reported, he was once reprimanded by an older Etonian for not washing his hands after visiting the lavatory and was told.
"At Eton they taught us to wash our hands after using the lavatory", to which Churchill replied.
"At Harrow, they taught us not to piss on our hands".

Bert - You know I do love a good queue.
Terry - You should visist Russia. You'd love it, it's like a virtual queuetopia.

by Thomas Leone October 17, 2009

queuepidity

The inability demonstrated by shoppers to sensibly form queues at checkouts. Sometimes leading to single queues at mutliple checkouts allowing more shrewd shoppers to accidentally push in.

I couldn't believe the queuepidity of the people in 99p Land today. They'd formed one queue despite there being two tills open. People just waltzed up to the till with no apparent queue and pushed in.

by simfelemy1 February 28, 2009

Quique

He is the person with the fucking biggest penis on the planet, he dresses well but usually wears panties and a bra. He is 100% straight. He is probably more handsome than you because he is very handsome and very strong. He is hot asf and he must fuck like a goddamn god

Guy 1: Who is that boy whose penis hangs so big?
Guy 2: idk, but it must be called Quique

by Wigetta777 November 23, 2021

French queue

A line of people who don't follow rules of typical line-courtesy found elsewhere. An anarchic assembling for entrance at a door or gate. This is a normal behavior in France. The word pairing is an ironic construction, because it is really the opposite of a queue.

The skyway door opened and the passengers converged in an impatient French queue, shuffling slowly forward.

by Bilham October 31, 2014

jumping the queue

not waiting your turn in line...cutting to the front.

The student, Andrew Meyer, who was well-known on campus for his practical jokes, was Tasered after jumping the queue to ask Mr Kerry a series of questions in a Florida University lecture hall on Monday.

by Gr8fulJamie October 3, 2007

My Queue

Refers to the list of movies an individual has selected to eventually view via Netflix.

A: "Do you want to see Inception or Salt tonight?"
B: "Salt. Inception is in my queue."

by Thechemist760 December 24, 2010

Bouffe ma queue calisse de fag

Eat my cock you fucking faggot

Hey you.
Me?
Yeah you, Bouffe ma queue calisse de fag
Yummyy
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by NikoleIsHawt(: February 23, 2009