queave

vaginal fart; common after rough sex or masturbation, makes loud flapping sound, often found to be gross

Dude, ever got air stuck in ur twatt? Well I did, and now I don't anymore!

by Annie March 1, 2005

queard

Not to be confused with actual faggy looking facial hair, a queard is something an obvious homosexual who is too scared to admit their homosexuality uses to disguise such homosexuality. See examples:

Hey you see Francis with those wife and kids of his? that is one pricey queard.

So I see you traded in the Miata and invested in a queard... I mean, uh, Ford Bronco.

C'mon a Lucy Lawless poster in full Xena gear? Pretty thin queard there pal, tits or not we all now what you are imagining is under that lower leather cloth when you sleep at night.

Guy 1 one looking at employee from across country: "Whoa he is married?"
Guy 2 looks over "What?" (turns) "oh shit him?... Queard"
Guy 1 "obviously"

by Nicky Fickerella November 12, 2010

Quap Piece

A loose girl weighing an estimate 400 lbs, an abnormally large whore

Man, look at that quap piece over by the milk shake fountain she looks down for some insertin'

I did it, did what? The Quap Piece

I heard that quap piece can suck down a corn dog in one bite.

by DKskins April 26, 2011

Queaseballs

A word used to describe a social situation of extreme discomfort or awkwardness.

When my professor wore spandex to class it made me queaseballs

by LeenBean November 13, 2012

queppen

Chad. The ultimate lifeform. Capable of impregnating up to 50000 women and men with just one almighty cumshot. The mighty queppen has never been sighted on the battlefield because his six huge balls crush everyone in his path. His arch nemesis is called queppe.

The damsel in distress moaned as the mighty queppen penetrated her special hole.

by Mighty Queppen March 1, 2021

Queats

When an unfortunate staff member misspells the word "quests".

The server sent over 70 queats memes, much to the annoyance of Phil

by PhilIsBad September 19, 2022

Mac and Queasy

When you get bad stomach aches or other side affects after you eat Mac and Cheese. Not any other dairy products, however, just Mac and Cheese.

Robert suddenly started gagging while eating his Mac and Cheese at school lunch.
Harriet comes up to Robbert, worried.
"Hey, are you OK?" she asks.
"Yeah," Robbert utters, "I'm just feeling Mac and Queasy."
"I feel you, they put some strange stuff into these school meals..."

by FitzOfFury May 26, 2018