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Quarter pounder

1. A burger that contains a quarter pound of beef. This version was popularized by McDonalds.
2. A large or girthy dick, usually in reference to a black person.
3. An overweight woman that is very attractive.
4. A joint containing 4 oz. of marijuana.
5. A joint that is so massive that it ceases to look like a joint and begins to resemble a burrito. This version of the term comes from the 1978 Cheech and Chong stoner movie "Up in Smoke".
Why are you eating that entire quarter pounder? That's got 13 grams of saturated fat!
by migmoller23 November 18, 2022
mugGet the Quarter poundermug.

Quarter Pounder

A person who is mixed with 25% (thus "quarter") of something.

Definitely a reference of the burger.

Also can be said as "quart pounder"
"Her grandma white, so she a quarter pounder"
by Rani,therapper April 16, 2023
mugGet the Quarter Poundermug.

Quarter Pounder with Cheese

(n) The act of male masturbation with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand, using Velveeta as a lubricant.

See also: Finger Licking Good
The real reason you don’t see pay phones around anymore is that they always got gummed up from assholes who gave themselves a quarter pounder with cheese.
by vanishingly March 9, 2024
mugGet the Quarter Pounder with Cheesemug.

Chinese quarter pounder

The act of getting McDonalds regulation cheese, grilling it on top of your penis, then proceeding to pound the woman
"I just gave her the chinese quarter pounder, buns and all"
by Cartoon the spoon November 22, 2018
mugGet the Chinese quarter poundermug.

Quarter Pounder with Z's

A very large joint assembled using 4 ounces of marijuana (quarter pound) and multiple Zig Zag rolling papers (Z's).
Is Harold's house on fire!?!

Nah, they're just smoking a quarter pounder with Z's.
by fmitga May 17, 2023
mugGet the Quarter Pounder with Z'smug.

Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese
Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.
by vanishingly March 9, 2024
mugGet the Quarter Poundermug.
a hamster that loves celery and withholds the power of mpreg and yaoi. aka perfection in real time
'' YOOOOO QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster ) IS THE GOAT!! ''
by qph servant November 18, 2025
mugGet the QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster )mug.

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