Q-Tip

A small plastic item with cotton on each end that can be damaging if used in the ear canal. It can force wax further into the ear and cause compaction. Despite this fact, ignorant people still use them in their ears...cuz what the hell are they good for otherwise?

Dude! I just came from the doctor and he said I have a massive wax blockage!

What did you do?

I used a Q-Tip...

by res123 October 3, 2011

Q-tip

Refering to an elderly person or one with white or grey hair.

"I work with a bunch of Q-tips."

by b_r_e_w October 24, 2008

Q Tip

Old farts with grey or white hair....

"Get off the road Q Tip!"

or

"Hurry the fuck up Q Tip my coffees gettin cold!"

by duffyoldskool October 16, 2011

Q-Tipped

When someone sticks their tongue where it usually doesn't belong

I wanna get Q-Tipped...Tongue in ear...Tongue in va^^%*....Tongue in a*%...Use you're imagination!

by Goodjunk March 17, 2011

Q-tip

A "soft" whiteboy

A whiteboy who is not tough.

by Austin August 20, 2003

Q-tipping

self-penetration, as with a hermaphrodite, or a man penetrating his own anus with his penis.

"Man, q-tipping is just not the same as man-to-man sex. sucks dude."

by coed computer party March 6, 2008

Dutch Q-Tip

Coming in your partner's ear.

I gave Erica a Dutch Q-tip and the sperm burrowed into her brain.

by captain_mojo November 8, 2010