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cock punter

When a guy is talking to a girl and another girl breaks into the conversation and says something offensive about the girl he's talking to and gets turned off by it.
Stop being such a cock punter Mary, I like him.
by maryJanee January 1, 2014
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Joseph punter

A person by the name of joe punter mostly has a small penis and pretends like it’s massive. He has a really strange addiction to watching inbetweeners over and over and especially loves the YTP called “airplane driver” as he still has the mental age and IQ of a 4 year old. If you are ever unlucky enough to meet yourself a Joseph (or j for joe for short) then prepare yourself as he will try hard against you at any game he plays and it’s really pretty tragic. This person also normally stinks as they don’t have access to running water in there house, so really we should feel bad for them
Person 1: yo I swear that’s that Joseph punter guy from our school!
Person 2: yeah stay away from him he stinks and he likes touching tiny toggers
by Joseph Punter October 15, 2019
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Pinto Punter

A mexican that likes the 1979 Mazda RX-7 FC and picks tomatoes, and has a dog that he will get up in the middle of a league of legends game (even ranked) to go walk. He will keep calling you bitch-made if you don't play CSGO with him. If you play any team game where there is team damage, beware, because he will attempt to sabotage you in any way shape form possible.
Pinto Punter: You're bitch-made, hop on CSGO
Friend (enraged): Shut up you Pinto Punter, go back over the walls!
by Ms. C Bullies Me May 8, 2022
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Punters

The best, most entertaining, and loveable social basketball team in the MBBA.
I can’t wait to watch the Punters beat the Bloods tonight!”
by not thomlach November 23, 2021
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Kink Punter

Someone that dislikes any kinks in any form, might also be referred to as "vanilla".
You know Brian? He's a kink punter.
by EUReTr00 February 14, 2024
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roughing the punter

"What were you up to last night?" "Ah, I was roughing the punter in my room."
by kps7179 January 6, 2014
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Mug punter

Some one who loses all their money on the punt each week
Foz has lost his money gambling again. Hes such a mug punter
by Soreboy March 23, 2020
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