cock punter

When a guy is talking to a girl and another girl breaks into the conversation and says something offensive about the girl he's talking to and gets turned off by it.

Stop being such a cock punter Mary, I like him.

by maryJanee January 1, 2014

Punters

The best, most entertaining, and loveable social basketball team in the MBBA.

“I can’t wait to watch the Punters beat the Bloods tonight!”

by not thomlach November 23, 2021

roughing the punter

A euphemism for the act of masterbation.

"What were you up to last night?" "Ah, I was roughing the punter in my room."

by kps7179 January 6, 2014

Punter

A person who likes sex acts where you put your foot in a woman’s vagina

Man 1: I totally punted marnie last night
Man 2: I can’t find any sex around here might need to make a punter practice trip to craigslist!

by NotTheBiggestFanOfDodge May 30, 2023

Third string punter

Somebody worthless to a team of any thing
Like cats birds dogs or even John cenas
If you get lucky a team of Cadens

He is a worthless third string punter

by Shitass69420 May 24, 2019

Mug punter

Some one who loses all their money on the punt each week

Foz has lost his money gambling again. Hes such a mug punter

by Soreboy March 23, 2020

pickle punter

an individual known for performing pickle punts (kicking someone in the penis) on the regular.

Draymond Green had a great pickle punting run in the 2016 NBA playoffs, he kicked more guys in the penis than anybody ever has! He’s the greatest pickle punter of all time, he’s my GOAT!

by Draymond green’s burner February 22, 2024