tubesteak

penis slang somewhat aside, "tubesteak" can also means someone who is, or is behaving like, a dumbass or an asshole or both.

pretty much always said of guys, not of women. can be used either out of real irritation and anger with someone or in a joking manner among friends.

this meaning likely derives, in part, from the bodily slang of the above definitions (i.e. being a dick), but also from something a bit less vulgar...namely, referring to someone as a tubesteak is similar to calling him a meat popsicle, or a human, tube shaped, brainless column of meat.

dood, Joe was such a fucking tubesteak on saturday when his drunk ass dropped that whole case of beer on my rug.

or

are you serious? she's hooking up with that tubesteak fratfuck from alpha alpha alpha?!

by lewaazz July 21, 2008

tubesteak and white gravy

tubesteak and white gravy is a guy's dick covered with his cum.

Feeding time! I've got tubesteak and white gravy for ya!

by eda-skip May 15, 2023

Texaco Tubesteak

Another phrase to describe a roller dog.

Dude, you seriously ate a Texaco Tubesteak? Let me know if you want to go to the emergency room to get your stomach pumped.

by King of roller dogz June 15, 2009

pubestacular

Something that is so wonderful that it is beyond all other words.

Jeff's black penis is pubestacular.

by Tom Fowler March 29, 2004

Pubestafarian

(noun): A person who neglects personal hygiene to the point where their pubic hair becomes tangled and matted into dreadlocks, resembling Rastafarian dreadlocks but in the most unappealing way imaginable. A clear sign that a shower is long overdue.

"Man, you seriously need to shower; you're turning into a full-blown Pubestafarian down there."

by Suttleacees June 12, 2024