proximity issues

A latent fear of developing close and meaningful relationships. An aversion to situations that could develop into a close or loving friendship. A propensity to sabotage opportunities for falling in love and trusting another.

My friend fell in love with a lady; unfortunately, it was unrequited because she had serious proximity issues.

by landbaby1 November 1, 2013

proximity munchies

When within hands reach of any food, it becomes devoured immediately.

Dude...I'm so fuckin' baked, I've got the proximity munchies.

by WestFrontBakers July 22, 2015

proximity boyfriend

A proximity boyfriend is someone who you can’t trust further than a 5 metre radius. They aren’t your actual “boyfriend” because he doesn’t use labels..but it feels like you’re in a relationship.

Friend: “Hey is that your boyfriend??”
You: No, we’re not dating
Friend: “So what are you then?”
You: He’s my proximity boyfriend until we make it official (so I’m still single)
Friend: “Just like a proxy girlfriend then!”

by ratswithcats September 30, 2019

Profinity

Profinity is the tendency for being able to do and enjoy a thing! The thing that one has profinity for can be just about anything, so long as it is something one can actively do.

I'm so jealous of people who have a natural profinity for cooking!

by ZenPulse January 18, 2022

workplace proximity associate

Another word for really good friend that you met at work.

I really love receiving gifts from my workplace proximity associate.

by Compwiz1548 October 28, 2018

proximity infatuation

When one has the desire to be intimately close to someone in a physical manner. Also when one thinks about another as a potential significant other (lover), often of the opposite sex.

David: How is things.
Bryan: Fine.
David: Bryan, how is things?
Bryan: Don't flatter yourself...i'm fine! Sophia was great, but by no means one of a kind. She was a proximity infatuation.

Bryan: Besides were friends right?
David(Tom): Right.

Jason Lee's honesty speech to Tom Cruise, in the movie Vanilla Sky in 2001. After Tom stole Jason's girl in the first half of the movie.

by Allen "Aames" Han January 13, 2008

Proximity Herpes

Herpes that can be contracted from simply being around the infected party.

"I would love to get it on with Ke$ha, but just being in the same room with her would give me Proximity Herpes"

Guy 1: "Hey, should I invite Tonya?"
Guy 2: "No dude! She has Proximity Herpes and would infect the whole party!"

by Zombie Josh April 6, 2010