Promethean Taint Tickle

The act of setting fire to your dingleberries thereby giving a somewhat pleasurable tickling sensation to your taint.

Person 1: I can flicker good for 6.3 seconds

Person 2: oh yeah well I can promethean taint tickle for 2 whole seconds

Person 1: what the fuck is promethean taint tickling???

by Goon goddess May 26, 2024

Promettus

Looksmaxxing term referring to body shape and physique. A good/high promettus means you are fit, and a bad/low promettus means the opposite.

"Your promettus is goated G"

"Cheers mate"

by usingslang655 April 14, 2024

Promethasexing

You sip on a bunch of promethazine and call your girlfriend over. You take ecstasy and smoke 5 blunts at once. Then you do some fent. Then you do 2 gallons of galaxy gas. Your girl rings the doorbell and then you make her wait for five minutes. You inject promethazine in your dickhole and then get sloppy toppy. Then you perform missionary on the couch until you cum the promethazine. Then a zygote with promethazine forms. 9 months later a baby who is a fein for promethazine forms and it doesn't need water but promethazine.

I love promethasexing because it makes the world a better place.

by CaseOh's mukbang December 24, 2024

The Promethean Knight

The worst fu*king thing in halo 4

Friend: I hate the Promethean knight it's the worst thing in halo 4

You: yeah your right!

by Zero sugar sunny-d April 20, 2022