Pretard

(n) 1. One who is too stupid to be a retard. 2. One who will require a net gain in intelligence to be considered merely retarded.

I told my brother the pretard that he could borrow my car last night, if he'd put some gas in it. He put in just enough to get home, so now it's sitting in the driveway and out of gas.

by Blue Hornet December 28, 2005

pretard

In ebay, knowledgeable ebay buyers refer to inexperienced ebay buyers who unknowingly bid early (hours or days) before the end of the auction, and thereby spoil the auction, hence they are called pretards. 'Pre' for 'early' and 'tard' for 'retard'

To win as a buyer at ebay you never place your bid for something earlier than the last 1 or 2 seconds before an auction runs out. That way the buyer (whoever it is) always wins with his best or lower price. Google pretard ebay or
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The guy placed a bid for an item on ebay and the auction doesn't even end for another week. What a pretard. I'm not going to bid on that.

by spock here captain March 26, 2011

Pretard

A person who is both pretentious and retarded.

e.g. That Alton Brown dude on Iron Chef is such a pretard.

by Dr.Turtle August 20, 2011

Prexting

Similar to prank calling, prexting is prank texting someone.

Person 1: "Hey, how is your roommate situation going?"

Person 2: "Not well. My roommate was prexting me last night at 3:00 am!"

by ElPasoAg October 6, 2010

pregtastic

The act of being pregnant and being fantastic. A euphoric swollen, big bellied lady waddling around with swollen feet and heartburn. But looking super cool doing it. Maybe you could do the running man?! Or the robot?! Pregtastic folks are an enigmatic piece of society. The possibilities are endless.

the big bellied pregtastics are milfs that dance laugh and live like they don't have watermelons under their shirts.

by preggers508 April 9, 2010

Prexting

Pre-sexting texting.

Texting that will eventually lead to Sexting.

-Originally coined by John Hodgman

I'm prexting your sister right now. Once we start sexting I'm going to save the pics to my phone, and share them with the whole school

by Creech Daddy November 5, 2013

prexactly

When something is so spot on, it is both precisely and exactly correct, necessitating both words, hence, "prexactly".

That is prexactly right.

by SHAPPSTER October 18, 2015