bff premium

like having a situationship but it's more about just talking and flirting

"we've been talking like every night. is this what bff premium feels like?"

by enics October 30, 2023

the thread went "premium" . . .

When a thread in the "general discussion" forum heats up to a point that the moderators are forced to move it to a pay-only forum (premium) . . . usually resulting in the death of that thread . . .

Did you see that thread about the two dudes having sex on top of the Cameron jetties with a pink dolphin? . . . no, the thread went "premium" . . . before I could see it . . . shouldn't have let my subscription lapse . . .

by sunkeyeno.3 March 29, 2012

Premium Noob

People who pay for advantages in-game are often called "premiums" or "premium players".

Noobs are people who cant play the computer game to any sort of skill level.

Premium Noobs are people who pay for unfair advantages in-game, as without them paying for the advantages, they are just noobs who can't play the game properly.

Guy1: "Hey, Guy2 has a weapon that's damage statistics have been boosted"

Guy2: "I had to pay for this you know"

Guy1: "PREMIUM NOOB!"

by Fuzion XL September 10, 2011

93 Premium

The best gas at the pump and the loudest weed on the block.

Emily: Do you have any bud?
Jerome: I got some stupid loud on deck. G-shit, 93 premium, nicest shit that the city seen.
Emily: What?
Jerome: lol I got some super strong weed.

by onetimewordmaker August 21, 2017

JJSploit Premium

A harmless prank to pull on new roblox exploiters or people that are very mindless.

That script only works on JJSploit Premium

by Seranok September 7, 2020

presumptuous

Going beyond what is right or proper; excessively forward.

He was awefully presumptuous when he asked her to marry him, princesses do not marry paupers

by WishfulPoet June 5, 2005

Precum baby

An excuse given by many to explain an unintended pregnancy who don't want to admit that they forgot to pull out or take the pill.Everyone seems to know someone who supposedly had a precum baby,and it always seems to be someone they know remotely,i.e. a friend of a friend of their cousin's babysitter's sister.

Britney: "My sister's best friend's neighbor's cousin's wife's friend's half-sister had a precum baby."

Sarah: "You mean your sister's best friend's neighbor's cousin's wife's friend's half-sister's boyfriend didn't get it out in time."

by GrammarKnozzy March 27, 2013