not a politician, but one has the potential to become one later. one who displays the characteristics of a politician, i.e., lying, cheating, use of rhetoric to confuse one's agenda. But is not actually elected to a public office.
by gYoOfUuRcSkELF October 31, 2007
Get the proto-politician mug.a piece of shit who has no idea whats good for regualr working- class people just himself and his rich friends. The politician has never spent 1 minute in the real world and makes up ridiculous policies and raises taxes so high so he can go to europe in the summer.
Oh yeah they lie all the time too
Oh yeah they lie all the time too
by money bagz May 22, 2007
Get the politician mug.The world's second oldest profession. Which is probably the reason why does it have so much in common with the first one.
A politician once said that half of the members of the senate are liars. When he was asked to apologize, he said that half of the members of the senate are not liars.
by Kvigzog June 12, 2009
Get the politician mug.To excrete solid bodily waste; to take a shit. The implication that the average politician is a(greedy, corrupt, duplicitous)piece of shit(which is true, in most cases).
by Jeff Wagenhals July 13, 2007
Get the give birth to a politician mug.Politicians become successful by obtaining an elected position in public office. This requires a series of strategic lie telling in an utmost convincing manner. A successful politician must first tell a convincing series of lies to gain favor in a political party. Then, another series of lies must be told to financial backers to gain funds to run for a position in public office. Finally, a politician must tell another series of often conflicting lies to the general public to win votes for election. This process of successful lie telling eliminates all honesty from the profession, which has become a requirement of a position in public office.
Politicians will typically be very outwardly charismatic individuals possessing above average abilities to charm and persuade people. They seek positions in public office as a means of sidestepping laws and to gain personal profit while avoiding a possible life of crime as a con-man. Public office offers the opportunity to present ones self as an upstanding law abiding citizen while also offering ample opportunities to lie, accept bribes, steal money through misappropriated tax dollars, etc. Politics offers a successful career path for a pathological liar.
Politicians will typically be very outwardly charismatic individuals possessing above average abilities to charm and persuade people. They seek positions in public office as a means of sidestepping laws and to gain personal profit while avoiding a possible life of crime as a con-man. Public office offers the opportunity to present ones self as an upstanding law abiding citizen while also offering ample opportunities to lie, accept bribes, steal money through misappropriated tax dollars, etc. Politics offers a successful career path for a pathological liar.
by Polite Lies August 25, 2013
Get the Politician mug.Haircut (polititian part) that all the douchebag southern frat boys have. Same fucktards wear costa del mars with South Carolina Palm tree croakies, and table cloth design button ups, guy Harvey t's, extremely short shorts, nautical flag belts, and sperry boat shoes. They all think that they are gentlemen and big time outdoorsman. The personality from these douches stems from being a nobody through high school and getting a fresh start in college. They crave attention bc it's new to them.The only thing they have in common with their brothers is who can act like they have more money and all of them are die hard republicans, but they don't know why. They can be seen often riding around in z71 pickup trucks with loud exhaust and cheap mud tires littered with salt life stickers. Their girlfriends can be spotted very easily, just look for monogramed back windows on compact cars or suv's.
They usually go by names such as: grant, Samuel, Connor, tucker, Benjamin, Camden, William, Andrew, Prescott, Harrison, Preston, Taylor, Steven, Hudson, carter, Cameron, & baron
Their girlfriends go by such names as: Addison, Madeline, Caroline, Macy, Riley, malorie, Madeline, & Annabelle
They usually go by names such as: grant, Samuel, Connor, tucker, Benjamin, Camden, William, Andrew, Prescott, Harrison, Preston, Taylor, Steven, Hudson, carter, Cameron, & baron
Their girlfriends go by such names as: Addison, Madeline, Caroline, Macy, Riley, malorie, Madeline, & Annabelle
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Bra, I thought you lived on a plantation from the way you act and your politician part.
Hey baron!
Why don't you cut your politician part? You look like a douche that's trying to look like a fishing boat captain.
Bra, I thought you lived on a plantation from the way you act and your politician part.
Hey baron!
Why don't you cut your politician part? You look like a douche that's trying to look like a fishing boat captain.
by Purplepirate March 13, 2014
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by Satanists will burn in hell February 16, 2005
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