posting

A traditional execution method where a person is lifted onto a sharp stake in the ground and impaled rectally. The body weight slowly causes the person to be further impaled until a vital organ is reached, causing death.
I hereby sentence you, Rosie O'Donnell, to death by posting.
by Cunningest Linguist September 20, 2006
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posts

Drinks and chill after a night out, opposite of pres.
Pub for pres, into town to get sloshed, and then back to mine for posts. Hows that for a Slice of Fried Gold?
by oranjeboom53 November 24, 2015
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Post-it

When you wipe your ass with a long piece of toilet paper and then stick it to someone's car.
That's the guy that never tips. I'm going to leave a post-it note on his beamer while he sips his pumpkin latte.
by johnny k 77 February 11, 2018
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Post

An excuse to create other genres of music.
Failure: "Do you listen to any Post-Hardcore Melodic Death Punk?"

Me: "Get the fuck out."
by Arking Nerdenheimer February 26, 2009
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Post

A piece of wood or metal stuck in the ground.
I ran into the wooden post used to keep the barbwore fence up.
by Q-Y January 25, 2005
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Post-Haste Post

The act of posting an image or text too quickly onto social media before it has been properly edited, resulting in errors such as misspellings, poor grammar, or improper abbreviations which can lead to feelings of remorse or regret in the person making the post.
Mary regretted her Post-Haste Post to Facebook of her husband Morty pictured at their 20th anniversary party with him holding a can of Coke in one hand and a piece of cake in the other which she inadvertently captioned, "Everything goes better with Cock"!
by Jetta101 February 22, 2014
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posting

the act of smoking weed with your friends while doing absolutely nothing and having no future plans for the night.
Nick: yo what u doin?
Steve: posting
by iceburgZ January 02, 2010
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