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Possums

a group or and individual who are really annoying.

An individual or group who run around making mischief.
oh you know... being stupid possums
by MujiXx1 February 23, 2011
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Possum

When a guy is almost about to cum and knocks the girl unconscious (so she's limp and hanging upside-down on the bed) and he finishes.
Every time I have break up sex I possum her.

She broke up with me after I kept possuming her.
by E E K May 7, 2009
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Possums

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by Chioki Phi August 29, 2003
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possuming

Also known as "Possum Wampin," "Possum Stompin" or "Possum Beatin"The act of getting a few people around, going out driving on a back country roads at about midnight or so, attempting to find, and kill, these useless rodent creatures called Opossums(possums). These creatures are commonly found wandering on the road licking the salt left on the road after winter and so early spring is the best time of year to carry out this game. Once the group of possomers comes across a possum, everyone jumps out of the vehicle and runs after the animal to surround it and the carry out the execution. They are not fast animals at all, have no natural predators, are mostly diseased, and are always found on the road flattened with their guts hangin out. And so the small game of "Possuming" has been created. Possums are usualy killed by baseball bats, pick handles, guns, chains, vehicles, and things of that sort.
by Pendiddy May 8, 2006
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Possum

A small animal, no idea what they look like, but they have funny names. possum possum possum, everyone should love possums!
Guy: hey look a possum!
Girl: Where?
Guy: no where
Girl: haha! possum!
by Insane_Hyper_Moose April 28, 2005
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possumming

(v., n.) to act like a possum
Look at that chick possumming about in that tree. What a weirdo.
by Raaaa July 25, 2012
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possumitis

the act of acting like a possum, or having possum-like symptoms
oh my gosh, sprouting a nude tail is a symptom of possumitis.
by foshiqua August 7, 2006
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