nelson position 

A sex position where a women sits on top of a man with her legs up. The man secures her legs so she can't close them. The women watches her pussy getting fucked and can't do anything about it.

The Nelson position is hot as fuck. Watching a helpless girl watch herself getting fucked! So hot!

nelson position by NikkiTay January 15, 2017

consensual sex in the missionary position 

The most disgusting act one can engage in.

Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.

consensual sex in the missionary position by Anonymous101100 December 9, 2008

Fecal Position 

Sitting on the throne, but tightly coiled while in the grip of sweaty, white-knuckled intestinal distress.

Judd: How was your weekend?

Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position.

Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know.

Fecal Position by Placenta Bob February 19, 2010

tortoise position 

A sexual act that is similar to the doggy style, but you cover the receiver with a duvet. When the receiver comes up for air, the giver delivers a blow to the head with a pillow.

I was doing tortoise position with Kosta's mum last night. I think i gave her concussion. She still hasnt come out of her shell

tortoise position by Mother Lovers May 26, 2017

squidward sex position 

When you put your balls on another's face and penis down their nose. Simulating squidward, from spongebob.

Me and Sally did the squidward sex position last night.

squidward sex position by Tyler12704 April 21, 2014

Kss position 

A sexual position in which partner A is preforming fellatio to partner B. Both partners in this scenario are taking turns hitting a vape.

Hey did you see Annie?
No why?
She was doing the old "Kss Position" on Todd

Kss position by Grunk Argo December 4, 2021

Fat Position 

The 45degree position at which it is best to sit in after finishing a fattening meal. Used to reduce the pressure on one's pant waist.

The instinctual posture of a fat person after a massive meal.

After the big feast, he/she assumed the fat position.

Fat Position by LowNLee July 29, 2012