poser otaku

a person who pretends to like anime and tries to be part of the otaku subculture, but doesn't know anything about anime.

poser otaku: i love anime, especially one piece
real otaku: do you know who sanji is.
poser otaku: uuuuhhhh
real otaku: haha. poser

by j-19239233-434940 May 16, 2009

Gym Poser

That one person or persons who walk around the gym like they are the incredible hulk,They look at all the ladies and think every woman wants them,They constantly are looking at themselves in the mirror,If they see a guy lifting 20kg weight bar they come along and lift a 120kg weight bar slam it on the floor and walk off like the incredible hulk,They talk real loud and want to be noticed,They usually suffer from roid rage and jealousy and just come across as real arrogant jerks in general

Amatuer Guys at gym:Look at him man he's such a gym poser,

Guys at gym:I know he walks around like he's the friggin incredible hulk

Gym poser:Hey ladies can I help you there

Gym ladies:No we're ok thanks (Gee what a poser just because he's big and muscley he thinks he's in with a chance with us)

Gym poser on the phone to his wife:Arrrrhhh what do ya flippin mean it aint freaking ready yet you wait to I get home bitch and I'll be checking your phone and emails to when I get home

Guys at gym:He's definitely on the roids stupid gym poser,I feel sorry for his mrs when he gets home

by Harry69 March 6, 2011

scene poser

Someone who trys to act like a scene kid and fails miserably.... and everyone knows it. They probably moan about stuff like "omg my highlights are so rad" and "wow let me change my myspace name to (name here)Rawrr" and "OMG its Dani Gore if I add her I'll become a scene queen too even though she won't notice me and its probably a fake anyway!!". They'll hang with scene kids until they relise s/he is a complete fake (and they'd usually notice in the space of five seconds).
Ways to notice a scene poser:

1. They'll change overnight.
2. They'll go on MySpace/Wikipedea/Bebo/UrbanDictionary to find out more on how to be a scene kid.
3. They'll go on MySpace/Wikipedea/Bebo/UrbanDictionary to find out how to not be a poser.
4. They'll start typing like "oMg BaBEzZ hoW r ArE yHUu mY caMeRA wHoRE" or something.
5. They'll start using "Rawr" and "Zomg" even though they were scene around 5 years ago.
6. They'll start going "Joe Jonas is the sex!!" and "wow I'm so hxc and radd" and "im so sxc".
7. Start taking really bad pictures of themselves, trying to copy Dani Gore, Georgina Glamoregore, Tori Tears ect but failing very, VERY miserably
8. Listen to bands that all the "cool kids" are listning to then go on Wikipedea and study all about them and all the lyrics until they know them by heart
9. Their email would be something like [e-mail] or something.
10. Start using old slang like Radd or Steller ect ect.

might also say "omg don't call me emo im so scene!!" and "im so original dont call me fake" or some more crap like that.

I must admit.... used to be a poser myself, around 3 years ago, for about 2 weeks. Stupid, really. only gets you the label "poser" in 2 seconds. But I'm forgiven =D

scene poser msn/aim convo

xXrAWrlIkEWoaHxX: hey my whore!!
liikee.so.radd: hey!! i was thinking of going to the town center and taking some pictures of us, like in the myspace pose!!
xXrAWrlIkEWoaHxX: yeah that would be so hxc!!
like.so.radd: Yeah!! let me invite another person to our convo and see if they want to come and get our so scene highlights done with us!!
xXrAwR: yeah!! make sure there not a poser though!1 dont want to be stuck with a poser!!
so.radd: yeah!!
Jordan: Omg, not you two again. For the last time, I will NOT add you on MySpace!!
xXrawr: oh, we wanted to do this **talk talk talk chat chat chat**
so.radd: like yeah that would be like the sex!!
Jordan: you guys are seriously lame. do me a favour and go back to being a prep, k?? btw... rawr is outta "fashion" now, ok?? -block-
rawr: wow what a weirdo!! she should learn to be herself and not a silly poser!!
radd: yeah!! anyway, lets go take a bad angle photo!!

by PenguinsKickAss April 1, 2009

Sorority Pose

The pose that all sorority girls, everywhere, at every college, immediately get into when taking a group picture. It consists of a hands-on-knees squat of varying heights, usually with a few short girls sitting in the front. This creates an easy, organized, tiered pose (because, God forbid anyone be covered in the picture).

Look at those cute A-Chi-Os! Someone pulled out a camera to take a Bid Day picture and even the pledges knew without instruction to crouch into Sorority Pose.

by Princess_Aria November 4, 2009

posefag

Usually an emo with pointy (most often blonde, black, blue, green, ping or red) dyed hair. The not-so-rare specie of posefags usually puke to lose weight, they often use skinny jeans, have piercings and listens to lame deathcore. Their primary mating-sounds is pigsquealing.

PS. They're camwhores.

-"I bet he's an emo because of his lack of style."
-"Oh really? He looks more like a posefag in those skinny jeans."

-"Dude, is he a girl?"
-"Nah, he just poses like one!"

by SaneCube April 3, 2011

Poseidon's Burn

Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, Poseidon's Burn is when bleach or cleaning products are left in the toilet. When pooping, water and cleaning products splash up from the toilet bowl onto your butt or butthole causing a delicious burning sensation.

During defecation, Jennifer felt the delicious feeling of Poseidon's Burn as her log dropped into the pool below.

by defineracoon April 2, 2019

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is cocaine.

pinch of King Neptune's Poseidon Powder is also known as the Secret formula

by Fuck you 46893134789076421 August 16, 2019