Poonami

A Poonami is the unexpected need to take a bowel movement. The result is a highly violent, high velocity liquid shit. It is worsened by the act of pulling down your pants in a furious frenzy not to crap your pants. This act can result in the projectile diarrhea splattering on the back of the toilet not allowing the victim to sit on the toilet . The cleanup is disgusting and unavoidable. Yea

I splatter shat my toilet so bad the Poonami required a haz mat team to do the cleanup

by anonymous April 4, 2022

Poonami

When a club, bar, party, or any gathering has an overwhelming amount of attractive women.

It's a total poonami up in this party

by Naught Parrot July 16, 2025

Poonami

When you suddenly notice a lot more Rajs and Rakhils in your neighbourhood.

Mate 1: Wow mate your city centre has changed a lot since covid- what's up.

Mate 2: Oh don't worry mate that's just the poonami- we're still 10 years behind Canada!

by JohnThePrayerMan October 3, 2025