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poomicule

Small particles of feces which fountain into the air above toilet bowl immediately after a flush. These poomicules drift around the bathroom and settle on other surfaces. Compare farticle
Put the lid down when you flush, I don't want poomicules on my toothbrush!
by darkense September 17, 2010
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Poogitive

Poogitive: Noun: Instead of 'Fugitive', this is pronounced 'Poo-gitive':

This person was actually the first to go #2 (poo; dump; drop the kids off at the pool; etc.) in the bathroom today, did not give warning, and did not spray any air-freshener once said dump was complete. This course of action caused everyone in the office (or household) to point the big finger at the 2nd person to use the toilet, though the 1st person in was actually to blame.
Person 1: (uses bathroom 1 to relieve his/her bowels)

Person 2: (waiting for bathroom 1 to be free so that he/she can urinate)

Person 1: (finishes taking a dump)

There are no words exchanged between P1 and P2. Although, P1 should have given some type of warning.

Person 2: (walks into the death-trap of poo-scent, and urinates because he/she has been waiting so long that there is no other choice but to just use the toilet)

Person 2 walks out of the bathroom just as 1 or 2 people walk by. They, of course, smell the poo-scent and automatically believe that Person 2 is the culprit, or 'Poogitive'. Really, Person 1 is the hardcore Poogitive.

* This situation can be another definition for 'Catch Twenty-Poo'
by L-Stop January 13, 2011
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Poominate

To sit and think deeply about something whilst in the act of pooing or to ruminate while you poo.
I had to come up with a solution, but I was having a mental block. I needed to poominate on this for a while.
by Fox Hunt February 25, 2013
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poompty

He is such a poompty
by poompty baja June 18, 2016
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poolitics

When politics stinks like poo because it has the power to make people think and do shitty things on all sides of the poolitical spectrum.
Poolitician: I promise to make this country the greatest toilet manufacturing nation in the world to meet the endless demands of poolitics.

*The oppoosition repsonds by flinging their poo*
by Chumptownpresident March 4, 2017
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poopity-loops

silly people that are funny, and smell like shit; or someone that you like as a friend, but don't want to offend them by telling them they smell like shit. Poopity-loops don't usually take showers and shove small animals up their butt to clean the acumulitive cum stains out of their ass
It is a word that can be used in many situations for example: "caleb, you are the poopity-loops dogg." or "You are my poopity-loops."
by john Hoy December 4, 2010
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pooitry

When you’re doing anal with your butthole filled with poo
Want to do pooitry tonight?
by Keen C. December 27, 2021
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