Ponis

A PONIS is the long, stringy ponytail found on (usually) older men, aging hippy types, typically with thinning hair (or just about NO hair), where each existing strand is lovingly washed and tended so that it can be carefully included in the skinny ponis, the purpose of which is to show that the bearer is still hip, still cool, and maybe still a bit virile. A ponis rarely looks good, often looks ratty, and should usually be CUT OFF!!

That dude's ratty ponis looks like shit!

by T-Bear VT July 7, 2009

ponied

Originated while playing DOTA, used as a taunt after killing a player character. First used by dota player MyLittlePonies around summer 2004.

I ponied that guy, or PONIED!

by Moose_411 July 9, 2005

a pony

£25 is also known as 'a pony' in slang

i bought a fairly lean quantity of weed, and the cheeky fcuker had the temerity to ask me for a pony

by nicko boy December 24, 2006

ponis

a short fat penis also known as a chode

“it’s okay he has a ponis”

by chonkymilf April 8, 2021

ponied

(adj.) Describing the state of someone's work computer after co-workers prank it if it's left unlocked. Often the desktop wallpaper, Windows event sounds, IM away messages, email signatures, etc. are changed to a My Little Pony theme.

"Aw man, I left my computer unlocked and it now it's ponied. Now I gotta spend 30 minutes getting it back the way it was."

by m1L33tL3PWny November 10, 2006

Pony

Canadian slang for an Umbrella which only 'posh urbanites' tend to use.

It was raining, and I was afraid of my hair getting ruined, so I brought my pony to the party.

by J013rt1 May 21, 2013

Pony

Something that is so awesome and wayy gucci that it is was worthy of staying gold as like Pony Boy Curtis (from the movie and novel 'The Outsiders') was advised to do. If you think it has potential to stay gold that is something that is real pony and it needs to be nominated as having gold potential.

Johnny: this sunset is real pony.. I want it go stay gold. Whaddayou think -man??
Pony Boy Curtis: Johnny, yknow mann..- nothing gold stays.. But that sunset IS real pony, so yknow what I think? Maybe it could be on its way, Johnny.

by y'shua November 3, 2019