polynesian salad monster

a girl that is being extremely bitchy and acting depressed.

Guy: "What's up polynesian salad monster?"
Girl: "Nothing."

by studmuffinlsc July 9, 2011

polynesian peekaboo

when you sneeze on the back of someone's head and when they turn around you whip your dick out

(Jim sneezes on the back of Stacy and whips his dick out)
Stacy: wtf was that
Jim: A Polynesian peekaboo

by HosaBaby59 February 26, 2023

polynesian savior

unlike a savior in every aspect possible; one of crushing heartlessness.. one with potential to be beautiful, but fundamentally void of soul.

Trust in your polynesian savior, he will give you hope, but you will ultimately lose a friend.

by no one April 11, 2005

Polynesian Pile Driver

Perform a normal pile driver. Lay a woman on her back and force her legs over her head. The man squats over the woman and forces his erect penis downward into the woman's vagina. The man then thrusts up and down like a jackhammer. In addition, the man takes the spiky head of a pineapple and shoves it up the woman's ass providing a very unpleasant sensation, along with a nice aroma and possible bleeding. If you want to get fancy and perform a "Polynesian pearl piledriver" the man must also dip his balls in honey and shaved coconut adding to the pleasant aroma.

My bitch was in the mood for pineapples, so I gave her a Polynesian pile driver. Nonetheless she never asked for pineapples again.
Sex piledriver pineapple

by hoover50 November 7, 2015

polmelio

She is a fanpage on Tiktok with 3k and she posts amazing aesthetic videos

my account is polmelio

by Bobaaaaaaaa sis December 2, 2020

Polyfiliafukanutgender

Someone who identifies as a book loving, superior demon from hell who enjoys the act of burning down orphanages and watching people suffer through torturous events. They often converse a lot about Hell and wanting to be the new rulers of hell

Jeremy: "Yo did you know I identify as a polyfiliafukanutgender now?"

Andrew: "What in jesus fuck nugget loving christ is that?"

Jeremy: "Just you wait and see, btw is your son doing anything today?"

by Wackomantic February 17, 2021

Polymomia

A word used to describe the differences between two or more irregular statements

Shey o jor polymomia no
Why did you say you love me Am I Polymomia

Rafe: Skeed abeg I need urgent 2k

Skeed : Do I look like Polymomia.

by Cruise boy March 6, 2021