pilates

The latest set of exercises that can make you look really good if you work at them dilligently and suffer through some pain, but are marketed as "easy" and "fun" in books and videotapes for the 25-50 female crowd.

Aerobics and weights and yoga all failed, but pilates has this weird sounding name so maybe it's different and will work.

by jules X January 24, 2004

Blates like Potates

Another term for "blatantly".

Blates like potates!

by truckilrodnas September 9, 2010

plates

Short for license plates

Don't drive my car, I don't have any plates on it yet.

by Jojwjwjejej December 29, 2013

plates

Cockney ryhming slang for feet. Derives from 'plates of meat'. As with all cockney rhyming slang, the rhyming part is not used in speech.

Christ look at the size of his plates (christ look at the size of his feet).

by C Webb May 16, 2006

Invincibility Plates

Displayed on the front and back of a young drivers vehicle who has recently graduated from Learner or Student driver status. It allows the driver to pilot vehicles without supervision and gives them the power of Invincibility against telegraph poles, trees, lamp post and semi-trailers.

First Person: 'Wow Tony, did you see how fast that car was travelling. If the driver is not careful, they will wrap themselves around that tree on the next bend'
Second Person: 'No need to worry Ben, they have Invincibility Plates on. That tree won't stop them. The only thing preventing them from being a superhero is the lack of a High Visibility Safety Vest'

by monkey goosy August 15, 2012

9/11 plates

License plates that predominately or totally feature the American flag, whether in the foreground or background. The name is derived from how, after the attacks on 9/11, there was an explosion of patriotism, leading to the creation of exclamatory American flag plates.

"Dave just bought a car, and it came with 9/11 plates."

by Airworks October 19, 2009

Pilates in a Supermarket

You lost the frickin game you weiner, that's what it means. It means your mom. Oh speaking of her, can you ask herr to bring my wallet back home, I left it on her dresser after she sucked my toes.

Fricker: Yo, she was doing Pilates in the Supermarket
Me: No way dude, that's lit
Fricker: Yeah, and then she sucked my toes after wards
Me: No way, I need to talk to this Pilates in a Supermarket
Fricker: No way, give me 30 bucks
Me: Uh no

LOVE ME ALEX

by This is Karen, an anti-vax mom May 9, 2019