AC Plonk

aircraftman second class in the RAF

He had recently been on leave, wearing the uniform of an AC Plonk (newly joined airman) …

by Delbosco October 14, 2021

Plonk Wash

To be wanked off past the vinegar strokes, so you spill ya mess.

Go on love.. give us a plonk wash.

by PieboyB December 24, 2017

plonked

when someone is just super shwasted

dude she drank so much she was so plonked

by mommymckee July 14, 2021

plinky plonk

Yes Its a word- it is an awesome vehicle and guess what you can have your own plinky plonk if you just turn on in the night garden.

Makka Pakka rides a plinky plonk

by anonymous March 21, 2022

yonky plonk

When a male cow is having sexual intercourse with you and violently sharts all over your cock and balls

I masturbated to Greg doing a yonky plonk in the field yesterday

by Yonker August 29, 2022

plonk

a onomatopoeia for dropping shit on things or people

Guy1: Hey
Guy2:what
Guy1:plonk
Guy2:(bleeds out)

by bahablastforsale June 16, 2025

Plonk

The sound made when a person is added to a killfile, muted, or blocked.

I'm done with you. <plonk>

by af63 February 21, 2022