1.) The stupidest fucking idea on the face of the earth. Famous in Stafford, VA.
2.) The act of laying face down on something in a rigid state for no fucking reason and taking a picture.
2.) The act of laying face down on something in a rigid state for no fucking reason and taking a picture.
Idiot: HEY I'M GONNA GO LAY DOWN ON THIS TRASHCAN, TAKE A PICTURE OF ME PLANKING!
Sane Person: Why the fuck would I do that.
Idiot: BECAUSE ITS COOL.
Sane Person: Why the fuck would I do that.
Idiot: BECAUSE ITS COOL.
by IfuckinghatePlanking September 24, 2011
Get the planking mug.The latest and by far the lamest internet craze in which "people" (mostly bored juveniles and and immature, attention-seeking virgins) participate in.
It involves lying down on your stomach in a public place, with your arms on your side and feet pointed, trying to resemble a plank.
"Plankers" will often take photographs of themselves and post them on facebook, so that their other planking friends can see what an amazing accomplishment they have achieved.
These are the official rules of planking according to there Facebook page:
When performing a Plank:
1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.
It involves lying down on your stomach in a public place, with your arms on your side and feet pointed, trying to resemble a plank.
"Plankers" will often take photographs of themselves and post them on facebook, so that their other planking friends can see what an amazing accomplishment they have achieved.
These are the official rules of planking according to there Facebook page:
When performing a Plank:
1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.
2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.
3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.
4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.
5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.
6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.
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An idiotic fad in which kids lay flat across a surface with arms at sides, chin up and toes pointed. Although, half of them just lay across the surface.. Then post pictures of this act on social networking sites such as facebook, thinking it makes them cool.
John: "Ayeee, look at the kid planking on the feild goal post!"
Scott: "Dude, that's the stupidest thing i've ever seen. I hope he falls."
Scott: "Dude, that's the stupidest thing i've ever seen. I hope he falls."
by whaaaathetruck July 31, 2011
Get the Planking mug.The art of claiming items in a community fridge by planting a toothpick flag. You may plant it directly into any food item, or tape it to the side of a beverage. Becomes necessary when writing your name in sharpie doesn't cut it.
Once a system of flag planting is in place, you may also use it to claim un-flagged items. They'll learn the necessity of flag planting very quickly.
Once a system of flag planting is in place, you may also use it to claim un-flagged items. They'll learn the necessity of flag planting very quickly.
"Dude, John keeps stealing all my taquitos."
"Did you write your name on them?"
"That's the messed up part man, I did!"
"You better start flag planting."
"I've been forced to start flag planting to keep these savages off my party leftovers."
"Dude, who flag planted my PBJ?"
"That's your own fault, Tim. You know how it works around here."
"Did you write your name on them?"
"That's the messed up part man, I did!"
"You better start flag planting."
"I've been forced to start flag planting to keep these savages off my party leftovers."
"Dude, who flag planted my PBJ?"
"That's your own fault, Tim. You know how it works around here."
by AbunDANt DANger May 5, 2010
Get the Flag Planting mug.An act of lying face down atop an object, landmark, animal or other person, then stiffening one's form so that one's arms are firmly held by one's side and toes are pointed; taking on the physical characteristics of a plank.
Planking is usually recorded and uploaded to social networking sites to gain kudos for the level of comedy, aesthetic or endangerment accomplished in execution.
It is said to have originated in Adelaide, South Australia.
Planking is usually recorded and uploaded to social networking sites to gain kudos for the level of comedy, aesthetic or endangerment accomplished in execution.
It is said to have originated in Adelaide, South Australia.
by Nib Oswald June 9, 2011
Get the Planking mug.Established in Australia. When and individual lays down stiff and straight with hand by his/her side in the most awkward and inappropriate places possible (cop cars, poles, buildings, in public) and often take a photo of themselves and share with friends
by rangahah June 9, 2011
Get the Planking mug.This is a form of "meme busting" where you interrupt a person about to have their photo taken by a friend or their cam set to auto while they are planking. Most commonly this interruption is in the form of spanking that persons ass rather hard with with a paddle or other blunt object.
Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".
It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.
There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):
Farting near them
Blowing an air horn
Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"
For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
Throwing water on the person is also a hilarious way to "spank their plank".
It is important to remember to have a friend or your own cam set to auto to take a picture of this while you do it. It is very funny if the victim's own camera or friend taking their picture is also in he shot so you can capture their reaction as well.
There are also ways to plank spank that do not involve contact or soiling the victim such as (but not limited too):
Farting near them
Blowing an air horn
Yelling at them "memes are stupid!"
For more details on methods and finding memes to bust see: meme busting
by Mr. SnowmanPants July 27, 2011
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