Pinching Horseshoes

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.

A blended term making use of two popular idioms:

pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.

"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."

I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."

by Annastacia June 27, 2009

Pinched my Bird

When someone stole your girl or crush by any means, weather they were sexier and smarter whatnot.
Or you pinched a poor bird.
Sick bastard.

Weren’t you crushing on Sarah?
No not anymore John pinched my bird.
Oh you poor cuck.

by WhoGoesToArbys October 15, 2020

asshole pinche

1.) When one vigorously pinches another's asshole with their pointer finger and thumb.

2.) A form of sexual punishment in which on pinches another's asshole

" no please! not another asshole pinche!"

by coco lala banks December 2, 2013

Shadow Pincher

Sex term. Positioning your hand like a doberman pincher shadow puppet and using it on a female sexually. THREE IN THE STINK; THUMB IN THE PINK!

This girl needed more last night, so I had to sick the Shadow Pincher on her. Good Dog.

by murmursho June 1, 2015

Pinche Puta

Means a fucking whore (bitch)

Damn did you guys see that pinche puta

by Gobbles! May 19, 2015

Pinched the perfect loaf

A crap that does not require wiping.

Dude, I just pinched the perfect loaf.

by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007

pinche joto

Pinche: fuck in Spanish (not sex, see: Coger, Chingar)

Joto: Derogatory Mexican-Spanish term for a homosexual; the best English approximation is "faggot."
Together you have Pinche Joto, or in English, fucking faggot

Mark, you toss so much salad at work, you MUST be a pinche joto.

by Mark Shawley July 4, 2005