Who am I? WHO AM I?

Some say he is demon from hell. Others say he's just another guy. However you look at it, he is man who comes to small towns wearing his marroon cloak and electrically-magically-enchanted scythe. No one can stop him, for even with his lazy walking he has some of the most fast reflexes ever seen. He steals, burns, and dissappears, never to be seen again. Sometimes when he's coming you may here him sing "The Muffin Man".
by Masked Pillager May 8, 2003
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a pirate pickup line
to have crazy sex with a woman
1. Yarr could i pillage your village

2. dude i totally pillaged jessica's village today
by wassup wassup September 23, 2007
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Nickname for the Bureau of Land Management of the United States Department of the Interior in reference to the agency's infamous grazing, mining, and timber harvesting practices.
I was going to enjoy a fine evening of camping and fishing this weekend, but the Bureau of Rape and Pillage just passed an initiative to clear-cut our spot.
by 4estry4life September 17, 2012
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A pillager of pussy, especially and almost exclusively in reference to the one eyed wandering Willie.
"Paul plunged his Pink Palace Pillager into Polly's peter pouch for a proper porking.
by phuc yue November 13, 2007
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a common phrase which has sprung up in the sacramento region and has also spread to southern washington,which is always said with an australian accent.meaning to anally rape the person to whom its directed towards.It is believed that this phrase originated in sacramento when two friends were possibly under the influence in mid to late 2007
Mr. Montgomery said to his dear old pal Mr. Hanson "sir im gonna pillage ya butt and your gonna like it!"
and Mr. Hansons reply to Mr. Montgomery was "Nay, i shall love it!"
by Dylan Hanson February 10, 2008
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When one is stoned and at their friend's house, and they then proceed to raid the cabinets and fridge.
"I was at Skyler's house, we blazed for hours! I then took it upon myself to Food Pillage"
by XGabe72 August 14, 2015
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