Paraguayan

A citizen from Paraguay who will hold their head up proud and will not take shit from anybody and will sip his/her tea with dignity. So fuck you.

I'm Paraguayan.
Ha Mow my lawn bitch
How about I mow your face asshole

by A Rebel October 14, 2010

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Phaggle

A person who is annoying as hell, or a douche.

Wow, that kid Dustin Fleming is SUCH A PHAGGLE.
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I hope I never turn out to be like that phaggle JASON EONI.

by Dustin Fleming October 17, 2011

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Phaganism

A term or phrase characterized by nonsensical comments uttered by someone who commonly misuses and abuses ideas and beliefs that have become common knowledge

Some common Phaganisms are: "anything under 100 dollars is free", "re-occuring current occurances", "ruples do not exist", "such ridiculously short arms for such a rediculously large body", "catroner", "check-weigher check-weigher"

by Sanofi Packaging 2nd Shift June 28, 2008

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Phagogenesis

A predatory organism that reproduces using the genetic material of its prey

Guy: Have you heard about that ant species discovered?

OtherGuy: Yeah, I heard it reproduces through Phagogenesis... scary to think about

by CRAMM1T_ December 4, 2020

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Paraguayan Popsicle

First reported on the streets of Asuncion, Paraguay, this requires a popsicle stick, a cylindrically shaped turd, and no shame.

A) Take a large, solid shit in a box.
B) Place a popsicle stick inside the turd.
C) Seal the 'popsicle' inside a ziploc bag and put it in a freezer for 24 hours.
D) Take the popsicle out, go to a playground, and offer children your "Paraguayan popsicle."

Chef: "Hey kids, try this Paraguayan popsicle!"
Cartman: "Awesome thanks Chef! ....Wait a minute, this tastes like SHIT!"
Kenny: "mummummmumumum"
Kyle: "Haha Kenny's right Cartman, you're retarded!"

by Dr. Popsicle March 4, 2011

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