phobiaphobia

The fear of being afraid.

AHHHHHHHHHHH!
I think I have phobiaphobia!

by onomiyaki July 15, 2005

photarded

Adjective.

1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.

Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.

2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.

1.) "You'll have to excuse my obnoxious friend... just give him the camera and make him take the picture. He's completely photarded anyway."

2.) "Don't tag that, I look completely photarded in that picture."

by u5terk March 2, 2009

Phonin'

The act of playing music through the loudspeaker of one's mobile phone. Usually done in public places, usually really pisses-off 99% of people near the offender.

The guy on the bus was phonin' until someone punched him in the face!

by thedodgymonkey August 20, 2009

Phobish

Having a phobia and a fetish about the same thing

My girl hate my feet until I put my big toe up her bootyhole. She say My feets make her phobish.

by Julietlima August 27, 2020

Body-phobia

This usually happens when one day you wake up and notice you are getting pretty fat and you don't like the way your body looks. At this point you feel like you can't be seen by anyone at anyplace because your scared they will look at you funny

When I saw my body in the morning after eating that McDonald's I instantly got body-phobia

by Inspire_all November 29, 2016

Exam-phobia (Examophobia)

Like any other kind of phobias to have an unnecessary fear of exam. Over-thinking about exams that makes you get nervous.

Sue: I'm really nervous about tomorrow's exam.
Sarah: oh come on it's a piece of cake, I'm sure you have got exam-phobia (examophobia)

by Dewan.M March 18, 2017

TESCO PHOBIA

Tesco Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of groceries, self check out services, and and all other activities having to do with shopping at tesco

I once purposely tripped over to avoid shopping at tescos with my wife. She thinks I have tesco phobia

by J-H Marwood October 11, 2017