playing the ponies

A slang term meaning to bet on horse racing.

"Im gonna head down to OTB. You wanna come?" - Gambling Degenerate

"No thanks. Why do you piss your money away playing the ponies?" -Smart Friend

by dmb7211 June 5, 2010

PhoneSells

selling goods & services over the telephone.

Ray has picked up his client base due to his increased PhoneSells

by 30 hawk November 24, 2009

Phonesleeping

When two people miss sleeping with each other and, at distance, they stay on the phone whilst sleeping

"Would like to hug you all the night, fancy phonesleeping? "

by Udphilosopher January 13, 2017

The Infinity Phones

Basically the Infinity Stones but with phones. When you're using your phone in class and you teacher comes rushing like Thanos to take them away.

My teacher is currently on a quest to find all of the Infinity Phones. With one snap he/she will destroy 1/2 of the happiness in school.

by DonaldJTrumpster June 16, 2018

Jizz Phones

The head phones one uses to masturbate with. Usually used to keep the pornographic sounds from entering other's ears that are near.Are usually covered in semen.

Guy #1 Hey why are these headphones so sticky?
Guy #2 Oh yes, those would be my jizz phones.
Guy #1 *Throws headphones*

by guy # 2 August 6, 2010

Phonesia

The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

A bad case of phonesia came over me as I tried to remember which boyfriend I was calling.

by Miss Spunky August 20, 2003

Jesus Ponies

Slang used to describe Dinosaurs, there is a Facebook page "Dinosaurs are Jesus Ponies!!"

Also, a blog about Sarah Palin states that she believes in Jesus Ponies

Should be the official phrase to describe Dinosaurs

Friend 1: Dude! look at those awesome Jesus Ponies!

Friend 2: What? Don't you mean Dinosaurs?

Friend 1: Nope, those are definitely Jesus Ponies.

by chunk norris December 3, 2010