Phonged

Being in a trance-like state of mind and unable to speak after consumption of huge amounts of Ketamin.

Julian: „Look at that guy on the dancefloor-he is fucked!“ Michael: „Yeah man, he just got phonged.“

by JulianSesh April 15, 2020

phonegender

when you want to fuck a phone because of a picture

if you are phonegender

your mom needs to take every single phone away my man

by gachakidslayer123 August 5, 2022

Ponage

Dropping your balls in another man’s oral region

Would you like me to ponage that oral region of yours

by Dezmond and Cameron December 6, 2024

Ex-pionage

EX-PIONAGE-
When you're doin (what you feel to be) covert operations, checkin up on your ex. Being super annoying trying to make yourself apart of their life. Taking candid pics of them when they dont see you're there; stalking them from the shadows. Friending them on Facebook, twitter and bugging the hell out of them on all social networking sites. And getting all your friends and their friends to try to get you to reminisce about past moments in an attempt to give ya'll the chance to "catch up". Move the fuck on already!! They'res a fucking reason ya'll ain't together. An crazy ex stuff like this is one of them.

Guy1"Dude she won't leave me alone"
Guy2 "Who? "
Guy1 "Gwen, she thinks shes being slick donning that thrench coat and glasses but shes been following me for days"
Guy2 "Dang man she really needs to stop that ex-pionage shit, doesn't she know you've moved on?"

by The Vagrant Vanguard May 20, 2016