phoogle

To use your cell phone with web browser to Google a term, find a business, get info etc.

"Phoogle Olive Garden and see if there is one in the town we are approaching."

by guido fangucci April 12, 2007

phogay

-(noun)A guy who pretends to be gay to hook up with girls at parties. A guy who tells girls that they are gay in order to get with them. They are so cowardly, they cannot show their true identity.

-(verb) The action of convincing a girl that you are gay in order to be friends with them and then later hook up with them. (he phogayed me)

Jen: hey, I'm Jen!

Mark(phogay): Hey, I'm Mark. I'm GAY!!! let's dance!

...10 minutes later... you're kissing with the phogay.

by jessjaye February 26, 2011

Phlegm-Ahem

The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.

Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale and launching a series of lung biscuits over bow.

Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!

by Dean Barbella May 19, 2008

philographic

To smile awkwardly and give thumbs up, especially by a finger-joint magnate (who came to Canada with only $25.49 in his pocket) and wants to show how he gives back to the community

Scott continues to be amazed by the company’s culture, various philographic initiatives and consistent commitment to giving back to the community

by addmeonLinkedIn August 27, 2018

Phlob

Phlob is the best Philip out of every universe enough said

They were a skater blob he said see you later blob

A character made the absolutely wonderful and lovely hilariously scary on YouTube

(Btw urban dictionary this isn't a inside joke bc this is a character made by a celebrity okay? okay)

Man, I love phlob I can't wait to make a pride pfp using them.

by Kraken_gutz November 9, 2021

trouser phlegm

noun.

what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation

1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"

2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."

by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009

Sea Phlegm

The horrible foamy residue that floats on the sea

Person 1: Look at that gross stuff on the sea
Person 2: You mean the Sea Phlegm?
Person 1: What the hell is Sea Phlegm?
Person 2: That gross floaty stuff that the sea sends to the outside because it doesn't want to swallow it...

by TrashyCure June 27, 2014