Phandom

A cult.
Yes, i said a cult

the scariest of them all

The Phandom is everywhere. there is no escape. once you're in it, theres no getting out

by pointlesslyhowell June 5, 2018

Phalange

A part of an aeroplane that doesn't exist, but is broken. If it is broken, you must evacuate the plane. The Air hostesses will most likely try to pretend everything is fine. Everything is not fine, you must leave the plane immediately.

"There is a problem with the left Phalange"

by DonkeyBoy420 August 6, 2019

Phantamic935

Phantamic935 he’s from well idk as far as I know his soundcloud bio says "Nikroficed" so in this case... Phantamic935’s from "Nikroficed" He’s not your average young rapper. He’s better than mattox. He’s some sick ass SoundCloud rapper that sticks his voice in your head. "Super soka" and "Endorsement" go hard as fuck. I fuck a bitch off endorsement lol.

Phantamic935 has mad clout and i’m talking girls diamonds money and nudes what all can a kid ask? Especially if he’s a favorite rapper of someone. I mean look at Matt ox he’s trash. Anybody else agree? I thought so.

Person 1: "Have you heard that song "EndorsemenT" from Phantamic935?"

Person 2: "Yah and I know why he made the song to!"

Person 1: "Why?"

"He fucked my bitch! Well now she’s my ex but still fuck him"

by MillennialB1TCH February 2, 2019

Phagocyte

A gay cell.

That phagocyte is going crazy eating up those foreign invaders.

by Froto Saggins October 21, 2018

Undocumented Pharmacist

n.:A drug dealer.

The undocumented pharmacist sold me a dime-bag.

by JR Ewing0007 February 2, 2009

Phantom Batter

To masturbate or "whack off", whilst wearing a balaclava in the same room as your mate while he has sex with a girl. Often the "Phantom Batter" is hidden under a desk, under the bed or behind the curtains. Ultimately, the "Batter" needs to be hidden, all lights off and making sure to be very careful about how much noise he makes whilst rubbing one out.

By definition, its fine if your mate knows your in the room, but its only a "phantom bat" if the girl has no idea of the Phantoms presence, otherwise your just a broski having a toss.

Trev: "Michael was a Phantom Batter last night while i was giving it to Susan !"
Jason: "Haha, for real ?"
Michael: "Yeh bro, I was hiding under Trev's desk with a balaclava on ! She totally never saw me"

by Narll1 November 1, 2010

Phantom Beard Syndrome

Similar to phantom limb syndrome, Phantom Beard Syndrome (PBS) occurs when a man has had facial hair for an extended period of time and then for whatever reason decides to shave it. He is likely to still think the facial hair is there, feel it, or even attempt to stroke it even though it is gone.

I shaved off my goatee before joining the army 4 years ago and I can still feel it today. I thing I have Phantom Beard Syndrome.

by Renegade1835 August 29, 2010