scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.

Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.

by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014

Petulant

An ill tempered person or unreasonably irritable. Generally of Welsh origin now livinging in England with English wife and child. Also generally a rugby player

wow Taffy st being so Petulant!!!!

by game2312 July 8, 2010

petulance

forward or insolent
impatient or irritable, esp. over petty things; peevish

kelly: shane made me walk home in the dark by myself

eleanor : omg the absolute petulance of him

by leonacmf December 30, 2011

Petunia

It is simply another word for a dick.

Your such a fucking petunia!

by Not a petunia October 13, 2016

aww petunia.

a word that you use when you are not satisfied.

i wreaked my truck.
-aww petunia.

by Brooke Wright. November 23, 2009

Watering the Petunias

When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.

Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?

Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.

by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011

pumping the petunia

bow chicka bow wow

pumping the petunia

by henryapelian look it up September 11, 2011