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pervy hobbit fancier

From the Very Secret Diaries spoof of the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy (Google it). Used whenever any of the characters start taking an unusual interest in Frodo/Merry/Pippin (but not Sam for some reason).
In the Real World, applies to anyone who thinks there's something going on between the onscreen characters.
Is meant to be used humorously.
SEE ALSO Shieldmadiens Gone Wild
Don't stare at Frodo too long. Sam will kill you if you try anything.
by Paul Wartenberg January 30, 2004
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pervy merve

A person who adds you on any social media/dating app, who is not that attractive, but you're giving them a chance, and sends you nothing but perverted messages no matter what is said.
Girl: "so where did yourbband name kayne incognito come from?"
Boy; "kayne (Kane) is my middle name."
Girl: "OmG that's so hot. You just went up 10 sexy points for a total of 110! Redeem them soon!!!"
Guy: "don't be such a pervy merve!"
by Prettyugly February 5, 2017
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Pervy Rich (manignton)

He Likes 2 get wit little kidz
we saw a girl up da cuity she told us she was 12 and he got wit her and we r 17 we saw her after she had handmarks down her face and she was cryin.
by Anon March 12, 2004
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pervy hobbit/elf fancier

A person who fancies hobbits or elves, creatures of JRR Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings" trilogy. The phrase came from a popular collection of "secret diaries" that satirized the films made from the trilogy.
"I noticed that pervy hobbit fancier staring at Frodo. Sam will kill him if he tries anything."
by TolkienFan July 28, 2003
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pervy hobbit/elf fancier

a fan of lotr that really likes hobbits and/or elves from the movie and/or book.
by XfantomcatX April 19, 2003
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curvy and pervy

Someone who is big and beautiful and ready to get their freak on. Their size doesn't hold them back from hitting on men or women who are thin, ripped or even bigger than themselves. voluptuous, curves, curvy, beautiful, big, sexy, big girl, big girl curves, big boned, a whole lotta woman, bootylicious, buxom, horny, freaky, freak on, perverted, pervy, sex, sexy, slut, promiscuous
I don't care that I shop at Lane Bryant, just more cushion for the pushin! I'm gonna be curvy and pervy tonight.
by joecoolthefool May 14, 2016
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Pervis

A describing word for something that is weird, perverted, creepy, uncomfortable, disturbing , unsettling, or bad.
Examples of things that are considered Pervis:
1. Dean (Gilmore Girls)
2. Larries
3. Bad

4. Colleen Balinger's apology video
5. James Charles' apology videos
6. Darin the Vegan

7. Maternity photos
8. Both Ways by Liam Payne
9. JOE ALWYN
10. Obama Spice
11. G Flip
12. Jojo Siwa
13. Leonardo DiCaprio
- Oh my God! That girl is being super Pervis. *She's wearing Crocs and holding a little boy's hand (who's likely her boyfriend)
- I saw Jojo Siwa in concert and it was SO Pervis.
- Ew! Kyal and Nevaeh are making out at Bob's Discount Furniture again. UGH! SO PERVIS!
by DuoPeep January 16, 2025
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