To punish one, distribute punishment in a sexual way. This is often a form of flirting, and a sign that you want to hook up.
I’m going to penalize you so hard that you will cum.
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Mary penalized me so hard yesterday I cried.
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Mary penalized me so hard yesterday I cried.
by jiatanoki November 24, 2022
Get the Penalize mug.A penală is a stress-relief instrument, best for immediate decompression after a very good or a very fucked-up flight. It is usually lighted up in groups of penală users, down at the no hat no salute area, where the Puma kisses the Hawk in a badly photoshoped promo picture. Bad for the lungs but good for the mind, the penală untightens the users’s tongue and increases his chances of active participation during an intense debriefing. The prerequisite for the correct supply and usage of the penală is the toolkit, which is mandatory in the fabrication process of the dopamine-enhancing drug.
A: How was your in-flight evaluation with the Captain? Did all go according to what was planned?
B: Man, it went horrible. I couldn’t land within the HLS, then i didn’t know how to make a Store point, i’ve killed a stork with my rotor blade and in the end my helmet display fell off and entered into the rudder pedal compartment and we had to do an emergency landing in a LIDL parking lot. My captain was so pissed about it that from now on, i will no longer participate in any mission except the ones with the guys from B53, where i will act as a tree and the helicopters will laser range-find me.
A: Yeah man, i know how that feels. Here, roll yourself a penală, you really need one.
B: Man, it went horrible. I couldn’t land within the HLS, then i didn’t know how to make a Store point, i’ve killed a stork with my rotor blade and in the end my helmet display fell off and entered into the rudder pedal compartment and we had to do an emergency landing in a LIDL parking lot. My captain was so pissed about it that from now on, i will no longer participate in any mission except the ones with the guys from B53, where i will act as a tree and the helicopters will laser range-find me.
A: Yeah man, i know how that feels. Here, roll yourself a penală, you really need one.
by gic2345 August 10, 2024
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My homosexual neighbor is a nympho and often suffers from grande penalitis because he is typically attracted to construction workers.
by stang man33 September 9, 2010
Get the grande penalitis mug.an awkward guy who ruins conversations. Nobody wants to be around a justin penalva becausw of his tiny penis. Justin Penalva also tends to have dirty balls.
"Come on dude, you're such a Justin Penalva"
by inateyou February 28, 2016
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