pedroland

Pedroland is slang redneck for the country of mexico. Since Pedro Is A Common Name In Mexico, Its Pedroland lol

Corey: hey archie, we should go to pedroland someday bro
Archie: awesome! I love carnivals!

Corey: No Dumbass, i meant mexico silly

by RandomTrollGuy69 May 27, 2016

PedroLopes

Pedro Lopes the name given to a backstabber or a betrayer of humanity.
this name came from the god of betrayl: Lopeso Pedro.

i joined a team once, but then the captained PedroLopes'd me back to my own country.
i told my friend i liked this girl, he then ended pedroing me by telling the girl how i felt. they both laughed.

by Angel C.Heaven February 10, 2017

petroleum transfer technician

One who pumps gas for a living at minimum wage but is also in charge of cleaning the toilets hourly with official signatures.

Mike got educated and is now an official petroleum transfer technician. Way to rise out of the getto

by hank00001111 October 17, 2017

pedropedo

A type of disease which makes you sexually attracted to all Pedro.

Sad times come for all Pedro because of the now occurring pedropedo.

by -pedro August 22, 2019

Petrolebum

The definition of a saudi man fucking a petrol pump with his crusty cock because the oil smooths the lumps

"Guess what I saw happening at the local shell station recently?"

What bro?

"Petrolebum from the weird guy next door with 20 kids"

by Absolute radio 90s May 25, 2021

petroleum jelly

The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.

New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."

Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 7, 2023

Petroleum Popper

The Petroleum Popper is a move usually done on cute, adorable (and consenting) males with big, blue eyes and the most squeezable cheeks. To perform the Petroleum Popper,

you need:
- a wall
- 1 large glass on raw honey
- a Jakub
- Petroleum
- some dextrous fingers (3 is enough)
And that’s it!
First, find a suitable Jakub that fits the aforementioned description. Next, take your Jakub and strip any clothes off (after asking for consent of course). Then pour your raw honey over the entire Jakub, leaving no skin in the open air. An optional addition; you can pour a large dollop of honey down the crack for visual pleasure. Now, my favourite part! Throw that hunk of endearing, 2 beautiful buns babe at a large wall. Quick note, make sure the Jakub is facing away from you with arms and legs spread for easy access. Now do as you wish! I’ve noticed my Jakub perks up a little smile when I slap his buns silly and get my face all up in his chleba! When trying to stick large bad dragons into the behind of the Jakub, make sure to cover the tip to base in strawberry flavoured petroleum jelly. This goes for all Jakubs. Why so specific? I’m trying to find that out myself.

Boostna: Lachit! You should’ve seen the Petroleum Popper I gave to Jakub last night! We’ve upgraded from a 5 inch wide bad dragon to a 12!!!
Bro: Wow, man. my Jakub can barely fit a 3 finger fisting.

by JakubRawHoneySnowBunnyHeaven7 May 13, 2025