Paratroop Park

When a passenger jumps out of your car to stand in a parking space that has opened up behind or across the street while you pull the car around.

"We thought we would never find a spot but Matt got us a rockstar paratroop park right out front for me."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Parvati girls

The most loyal, hottest and smartest girls out there. A parvati girl is the most committed when she's in a relationship but you never want to horn them otherwise that would be the biggest mistake of your life.

Wow! Parvati Girls are really hot, just look at her !

by # bynisha February 4, 2023

pawatify

The Art of seducing a male by confusing their target through random actions, aimed at destroying their natural counteractions against hostile horny males.

To be Pawatifed is to to have your brain cells destroyed leaving you open to be raped.

Dorji had been pawatifed leaving him confused after he had trimmed his co workers hair.

I plan to Pawatify Quanky so i can get him to rub my shoulders.

by D samaurai July 13, 2016

paratweet

a variation of the retweet; a tweet deemed worthy of repeating but paraphrased, usually to allow space for commentary on the original tweet; signified by the acronym PT; believed to have originated among Ann Arbor Twitterites

First, the Museum of Jurassic Technology is more amazing than I thought it could be. The bell wheel brought tears to my eyes.

PARATWEET below:

PT: 1st, MJT more rad than thought possible. Bell wheel -> tears.

by karlbarks July 13, 2009

Paratrooping

When you're in an unfamiliar city and go to a bar with the sole intention of hooking up with somebody just so you have a place to sleep for the night

I went paratrooping in Indianapolis and was able to save myself at least a hundred bucks by going home with this six I met that night. Score!

by thehotdelancey December 17, 2008

Paratard

Someone who insists that they are better because they knew of Paramore before Twilight, failing to realise it was already over played before there was talk about a Twilight Movie. They tend to whine and complain. Hate Decode (maybe ever Airplanes) and feel the need to make it clear that they hate Twilight. They're under the delusion that you can't be a "true" fan unless you knew of them before Twilight. Most only know of the band because Fuse used to play them every hour back when it was mostly music.

Cassie: Ugh, this chick was listening to Decode so I punched her in the face, like really. She ain't a true fan.

Lilly: Wow, I didn't know I was friends with a Paratard.

by Mandaese August 1, 2010

poohole paratrooper

someone who takes it up the bumhole

charlie is a top poohole paratrooper.

by james gell February 16, 2007